patagon

A patagon is that kind of guy who you instantly love <3

I patagon you. (I love you)
You patagon me. (You love me)
We patagonate each other. (We will make love tonight)

by okkla May 24, 2017

Pantaconda

A man's large member....the pant snake

"Oh my God! His pantaconda is big enough to choke you!"

"I heard she died sucking on his pantaconda"

by Redbeard25 May 26, 2017

patico

a small mexican who looks like a duck

Andrew: EYYYY Taco

Steve: Shut up Patico

by Prodigyyy October 29, 2018

patapot

A very juicy tater. The more pots at the end, the juicier

Me go eat a patapot

by Crispsouse September 30, 2019

patato

A crappy pc

me: Omg my pc is running only 30 fps
my friend: your pc is a patato

by Pablo's Tech Support Company November 14, 2019

patao

A word Albert Einstein wanted to make “science” instead of the word science.

“I want to learn more about patao.”

by Electric Unicorn March 6, 2021

patagoon

A woman so fine and so confident— so witty. She’ll speak for herself, always. Says what she means and means what she says and good luck decoding her wit.

But also an absolute brand whore to Patagonia. But— “don’t matter.” She’s herself. A downright Patagoon.

Yeh— I’m a patagoon. Not quite Patagucci.

by BEAyoutiFull March 25, 2021