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pasty smasher

Pasty smasher is a term used to otherwise describe a penis. Pasty being the womans vagina.
Im gonna whack my pasty smasher out and stick it right up her cunt
by olar October 22, 2013
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cornish pasty

A small 3 legged animal found out in remote areas of cornwall related closely to haggi (native to scottish highlands). Hunted to near extinction in the 18th century, this animal has now been taken in as an endangered species and bred in undisclosed sanctuaries as the primary ingredient in "cornish pastys". The flavour is often mistaken to that of beef or lamb (although cheap misrepresentations of a true pasty are commonplace).
Until a few hundred years ago cornish pasty hunting was a day to day activity for royalty and upper classes.
by Thrashasaur July 14, 2007
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pasty boy

a pasty boy (pron pass-tee, like the food)is an extremley pale little bit chubby lager swilling 'lad about town' so called pasty boy because he has eaten to many and now has man boobs and blubber belly it also come about because he has very pale and pastey skin thus becoming PASTY BOY!!

in winter thank god he wears clothes ( jumpers and ripped jeans)but come summer you can find him in various beer gardens or with his mates on hol in majorca swigging lager wearin obscenley tight swimshorts and with a sunburnt back thinking hes gorgeus trying to pull the ladies.
girl " that guy is checking you out"

other girl " what pasty boy over there euggh please"
by robi123 November 16, 2006
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cornish pasty

a yummy pastie thing from cornwall, however the addictive things can often be found in other places in the united Kingdom, however do not be fooled for Cornish pasties are tricky little creatures you buy one and 5 seconds later their gone! where'd it go you ask, well look at the person sitting next to you for the stole it from you for its yummy tastyness!
Brittany:have you ever had a cornish pasty
Meg: wats that
Brittany: stupid americans
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Pasty Hitler

While recieving oral pleasure, you remove the penis and unload on her upper lip, then proceed to pluck some pubes and "paste" them on the upper lip....and don't forget to salute
James was quite proud after seeing Wilma adorned with her new Pasty Hitler
by phrase December 2, 2003
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Pasty theorm

The idea develpoed by the scientist Justin Genesemer that contact with the sun may be harmful. It stats that indoors and whiteness are key components in the safety of all pasty children
Dude, she must believe in the pasty theorm, because she is so fair skinned.
SHE IS HOTT AS DICKS
by t lam March 1, 2008
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pasty face

When someone's face is unattractive.
"Hey, I think Blaze fancies you, do you think she is pretty?"
"Yeah she's buff but her face is pasty " or "She's got a pasty face"
by Leesoy Wack November 19, 2016
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