chequered past

Bad history of someone due to unreputable actions from the previous years

Chequered past continued to haunt the old lady.

by MNig March 25, 2007

Binge Paste

The fecal byproduct of excessive alcohol consumption in conjunction with low quality foods.

I had such a massive load of binge paste this morning, it took an hour to trickle out of my ass.

by DogFuckery November 21, 2022

Past Minute

Just after the deadline. Usually close enough for "one last" edit, change, addition etc.

Boss "Did you send those files"
Peon1 "Yes, the deadline was 5 minutes ago..."
Boss "Well, pull those back, there's one quick change"
....
Peon1 to Peon2 "Can you hold that, I've got a past minute change to make."

by chadatha January 03, 2011

Taco pasting

Just like mushroom stamp, but with a girl instead.

Brittany is taco pasting my car.

by J nimetoadz March 19, 2019

past present

A present that you got last year. A gift that you keep getting over and over again.

That is a past present. Not another past present, can't you think of something new?

by lankylegs November 14, 2013

fat past

abreviation of pasty. often used to insult a person thts been on the ginsters for quite a while.
calling them a fat bugger in other words

o, look at daz hes such a fat past.

by azzer June 21, 2005

paste muncher

A mentally challenged (often blonde) child, who despite his Dad’s wishes, uses WAY too much toothpaste.

“Dang it Mom, Holden is being a freakin’ paste muncher again.”

by YoBigC October 21, 2019