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Pasta Patriot

A pasta patriot is someone who devotes their life to pasta.
Jon : Hey man, you sell pasta?
Rawbnique: We only sell pasta to certified Pasta Patriots.
Jon: How do I become a Pasta Patriot?
Rawbnique: You can start by replacing your wardrobe with pasta themed clothing.
by TotallyNotKednickTheWizard November 29, 2014
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pasta time

The time one spends in the air immediately after going off a killer jump, whilst skiing or snowboarding.
Chad: Duuuude, I got so much pasta time off that monster 20 footer!
Brad: Dude! Sick!
by getsweatym8 January 11, 2017
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Pasta n Pussy

Celebrated on April the 14th one month after Steak and Blowjob Day on March 14th. This day is to reward all those who received a steak and Blowjob on March 14th. Eat a pasta dish and then eat pussy. (Recommended to avoid spicy pasta dishes so as not to cause discomfort to the woman) you can even eat Pussy first and then have pasta for afters
Simon: "Hey Bill what did you get Louise for Pasta n Pussy Day Day?"

Bill: "Well Simon, that would be a lovely bacon pasta and then ate her out afterwards."
by Welshman1973 March 17, 2017
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pasta fuck

When you stick your dick into frog eggs annd then fuck your girl
"Honey i'll be right back".... *sticks it in* ...."oh baby im so wet!" Pasta fuck works everytime
by stellarthatsme February 19, 2014
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pasta sauce

Dishing out the juicy goss pasta sauce is something one does with a pal when a hoe needs to be real
Person1: Did you see Jenifer? She be a hoe
Person2: Damn Janet you be dishing out that juicy goss pasta sauce
by Big Pasta Dad September 7, 2017
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Pasta Toss

A special party where a group of six or more men stand in a circle touching their flaccid penises together in order to mimic a bowl of soft noodles. Alfredo sauce is optional. (still illegal in 5 states)
I tried to surprise my friend the other day and boy did I screw up! I walked in on a major pasta toss! I had no idea he was into that.
by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009
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pasta-a-gogo

Italy. it is found in "Away Laughing On A Fast Camel" a book by Louise Rennison.
i want to learn about the pasta-a-gogo people
by Patrice B. August 14, 2007
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