Paro

It means a favor..

Necesito que me hagas un paro ..
(I need you to do me a favor)

Hasme el paro..
(Do me a favor)

by Ingeniero February 18, 2020

Russian Pardon

A Russian pardon is a blessing given to any act of drunkeness, homosexual encounters, wife swapping or in general being a filthy low life cunt.

Named as such as many Russians seem to like same sex (but its not gay) relations as well as wife beating and drunken drug infested rampages

Mr Cross : "Where is Viktor?"

Mr Denver: "Hes just finished smoking the skin flute of Nicholas"

Mr Cross: "What a fucking homo"

Mr Denver: "No, he has given himself a Russian pardon on that one"

Mr Cross "What do you mean Mr Denver - a Russian pardon?"

Mr Denver : "He insisted it wasnt gay as he didnt look him in the eye when copping a load in the mouth"

Mr Cross: "oh - thats fine then, definately not gay unless you make eye contact"

by Spit_Roasted_Chef December 3, 2011

asexual panromantic

Someone who experiences no sexual attraction to any one or any gender, but is romantically attracted to everyone and every gender, including those not on the gender binary

I'm asexual panromantic, so I'm really fucking into people, but I'm not into fucking people.

by OhHaiFriend April 26, 2016

Massage Parlor

A place where you get a massage but most commonly refers to a whore house in disguise of a legitimate massage business. Usually if you see a run down building in the shady part of town with a neon sign saying "MASSAGE", chances are its a rub and tug joint.

"I'm going to a massage parlor Dan, you want to come?"
"No thanks, I'm afraid of getting the clap"

by tdan December 11, 2004

parrotic

The process of repeating information or behavior with minimal or zero comprehension of the subject matter (much like the parrot bird repeats human speech).

Parrotic information or behavior results in a cascade effect influencing the percentage of humans that find the information or act reasonable enough to parrotically propagate to others.

Even a small parrotic event can lead to death. Example: law enforcement takes lethal action based on parrotic information.

Large scale parrotic events can and have lead to war. But, in that context is more commonly defined as : propaganda.

64 billion dollars in stock losses due to parrotic information that apexed at the Facebok IPO.

by When Morons Attack October 27, 2018

Parrot-choke

When you choke a (fe)male until they start repeating shit you say.

Guy 1: So did you fuck her last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I parrot-choked her an she started repeating everything I said, even my groans!

by Madorgavannah May 29, 2019

bald parrot

When you are at the movies (on a date or with friends) and there is an irritating asshole in front of you, making noise or talking, you pull your ball sack out, rest it on his shoulder, and you shout "BAKAW" (bird noise, works for better effect if you make a parrot noise, whatever that may be).

This non-gentleman at the movies last weekend kept sneezing. My girlfrind and I could not hear our movie so we got pissed. I decided to take things into my own hands, bald parrot time, to shut this fucker up once and for all. I pulled my shaved nut sack out, gently sat it on his shoulder, a screamed BAKAW!!! He got the point that he was being a noisy asshole, and he left. Problem solved.

by badossnotbadass August 1, 2008