People who lookup their own names on Urban Dictionary and share it on social media to see if anybody gives a fuck.
They are similar to Ego Bacteria, which usually settle their grounds via posting multiple pictures of their breakfast, lunch, dinner, etc. But Ego Parasites are prone to be more immune to common sense than Ego Bacteria.
They are similar to Ego Bacteria, which usually settle their grounds via posting multiple pictures of their breakfast, lunch, dinner, etc. But Ego Parasites are prone to be more immune to common sense than Ego Bacteria.
- What's the whole deal about everybody posting the definition of their names on Instagram?
- Just another wave of Ego Parasites, nothing new...
- Just another wave of Ego Parasites, nothing new...
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Parasites can be protists, bacteria, viruses, fungi, plants or (animals) > filthy, sick minded, dumb, cheap, very cheap, loser human.
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a term widely known in Ontario describing the dubious followers of Mike Harris, a far-right wing politician who caused chaos under a platform called the "common-sense revolution"
by leftwinger October 11, 2003
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Get the parisien mug.a questionably homosexual adolescent boy, that loves drama more than jacking off and his mother. He is a momma's boy and loves to feel sorry for himself. He loves and admits that he likes pissing his younger girlfriend off and makes her feel bad about herself. He cheats on her by hooking up with random girls and emailing them. He's to big of a pussy to tell his mother about his new "fling" with another woman so he emails her about it too (who the fuck emails anymore anyway?). Basically he sucks, and says he loves her but he doesnt at all!
Toxic Parasite: hey what did u do today?
Girlfriend: nothing just hung out with some friends.
Toxic Parasite: who?
Girlfriend: Oh hannah, sarah, jimmy, billy, and robert
Toxic Parasite: WTF!!!?? I CANT BELEIVE YOU?!!? I CANT TRUST U EVER AGAIN!!! YOU HUNG OUT WITH OTHER GUYS AND FUCKED ME OVER!
Girlfriend: nothing just hung out with some friends.
Toxic Parasite: who?
Girlfriend: Oh hannah, sarah, jimmy, billy, and robert
Toxic Parasite: WTF!!!?? I CANT BELEIVE YOU?!!? I CANT TRUST U EVER AGAIN!!! YOU HUNG OUT WITH OTHER GUYS AND FUCKED ME OVER!
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Get the Collective parasite mug.1)an animal that has a negative relationship with its host animal. Certain beetles that kill trees are worse than negative, they kill trees. Ticks are parasites to humans, where spiders are symbiotic.
2) a human parasite is one of the social variety. A person who lives off money they did not contribute to by working is a parasite. A lawyer is a parasite to a client in some cases. A rapist is a parasite to a woman(or man) because the relationship is predatory and the rapist takes from the host. A vampire would be a human parasite if vampires were human.
2) a human parasite is one of the social variety. A person who lives off money they did not contribute to by working is a parasite. A lawyer is a parasite to a client in some cases. A rapist is a parasite to a woman(or man) because the relationship is predatory and the rapist takes from the host. A vampire would be a human parasite if vampires were human.
People who are not going to work tomorrow are parasites because they are busy lying around, and don't have time to contribute to society. Give them hell because that's the only way to motivate one of these blood sucking human mites.
by Solid Mantis August 1, 2016
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