proletarian banquet

when the proletariat celebrates the birthday of one of its own, not in a banquet hall, but right in the middle of the warehouse or machine shop during lunch hour

since i work in a warehouse, I was invited to a proletarian banquet last week.

by Sexydimma March 29, 2015

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Parkle

Back in the day parkles were a beautiful colony in Greenland. Well, one day however some baby parkles decided they wanted their own colony. They drank a growing up potion and left to make their own colony as they looked different and tiny. They decided to call themselves sparkles. Another day some grown up parkles decided they wanted to make their own colony too. They drank a shapeshifting potion in different shapes and left. They decided to call themselves glitter because they looked different too in different shapes. They were very neutral to sparkles and parkles. The tension between each soul still thrives today. Sparkles are very tiny and can be multiple colors as well. These are the most dangerous so be aware. If your “parkle” is very small, very circle shaped, or not as shiny it is probably a sparkle. Glitter can be many sizes but is a different shape. Parkles have little edges, sparkles are round, and glitter can be any shape. These aren’t as dangerous as sparkles but be careful. If you have any questions at all feel free to contact parklesquad on instagram. They are highly skilled in parkles as they have been to parkle preschool, elementary, highschool, and are working in college. Signed, Poe and Parkelle P.S there is so much more to learn! Please contact us asap to learn new facts!

Woah dude thats one hot parkle.

Did you just see that parkle teleport?

by parklesquad November 26, 2019

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