parodius

It's Gradius on crack.

Man, parodius is on crack

by CheapAlert March 3, 2004

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Parous Introitus

A hymen thats been blown away by a gigantic cock, often resulting in the unification of the two primary orifi (plural: orifice) into a vaganus.

1) The hunt for Red October led Sean Connery's team into the depths of Katherine Kuhlmans unchatered poes. After the submarine passed through her heavenly gates she was left with a terribly messy parous introitus, later spiritually healed.

2) I have SUCH a huge parous introitus, I can fuck a donkey sideways.

by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008

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Parog

An Internet Mystery, Noone knows what it means but it is there.. Lurking in the shadows

DID YOU SEE THAT 80 MAGE HE WAS SO PAROG

by MaxiPads April 7, 2009

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Parousia

A pretty, naughty girl who loves stealing food from people

Person 1: Where’s Parousia?
Person 2: Over there, stealing food as usual.

by theultimatemeep February 8, 2020

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parole the Huxtables

To take a dump, preferably a large one, with a nugget for every member of the Huxtable household. Some "parole officers" have even gone as far as naming them before the final flush into society.

Man, I have got to go parole the Huxtables, those chimichangas really jacked my guts up.

by METALHEAD74 August 15, 2006

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