asian parent

parents who are asian. many times they will push their kids very hard academically in hopes of them having a good job in the future. unlike most american parents who actually have a sense of reasoning, asian parents always think they are right and will not accept any other answer than a yes. anything but an A on a report card means failure at something, even though on the report card it usually says a B is above average. they are also many times more strict than the average white parent, sometimes not even letting their kids go out partying everyday and al most always thinking about how other people are going to judge them based on the actionas of their child. even though they believe that their actions are the best, it is not always the case. although studying to get that 5.0 in school might get you into a good college to get a slightly better job there are many other things that are sacrificed along the way. some of them including social interactions and good memories. the main problem, as i see it, is that they raise their child as they were raised but in a conpletely different setting causing najor disputes.

Asian kid 1 - Crap i have to do homework for five AP classes and if i get a B my asian parents are gonna kill meee!!
ASian kid 2 - dude just relax, its america. if you defy them for too long they'll leave you alone. now lets go smoke some weed and listen to pink floyd.
asian kid 1 - alright fuck this! tis my life mothafuckas!!

by aznmetalhead January 12, 2008

parentals

another name for parents

"your parentals calmed down yet?"

by lizzy June 8, 2004

helicopter parent

a parent who is constantly hovering over(monitoring) thier children while they are at school, much to the annoyance of the princapal and the teachers

To the staff at the school, the helicopter parent is like the commercial for head on.

by Light Joker March 27, 2007

Parental Advisory

A censorship sticker, very much like the Seal of Approval that comic books were made to have well into the 70's. It warns parents of possible material that may be considered obcene without any specific details about what is objectionable.
Perpetrated by a censorship lobby consisting of upper middle class conservative white women, such as Tipper Gor, who felt it necessary to police the music industry for messages that were politically or socially inconsistent with their own. This label dampens sales which in turn hampers musical, lyrical, or artistically creativite material.
At its inception the parental advisory sticker targeted mainly such musicians as Frank Zappa but today the target is hip-hop and rappers along with video game creators

My mom didnt let me but the CD because it had a parental advisory sticker, which she said had it like that because it talked about raping women. But later when I listed to it it just was criticizing American and the LAPD.

by Madamasselle December 17, 2003

parazitii

un grup de hip-hop format in anul 1994 si care, de 20 de ani a reusit sa se mentina pe piata. muzica lor, desi este considerata a instiga la violenta, deschide ochii celor care nu vad si care afirma ca lumea este toata roz si colorata. Parazitii au o puternica viziune politica si sociala, criticand fara frica cocalarii politicienii, incultii etc. din cauza CNA-ului parazitii nu pot fi difuzati la televizor , deoarece consiliul cna este format din oameni banali, iar fiecare sedinta pe care o tin impotriva acestui grup este o masca peste propria lor banalitate. grupul de hip-hop este compus din Cheloo, care are 3 albume solo(sindromul tourette, fabricant de gunoi si celcareuraste) ombladon si Freakadadisk care se ocupa cu negativele. de asemenea parazitii isi bat joc de industria muzicala mizera din ziua de azi

spuneti ca iubiti publicul si fanii, dar defapt iubiti doar playback-ul si banii(versuri parazitii)

by entertitlehere February 12, 2015

parentnoid

Describing being in the state of parentnoia... basically you're worried you're about having a baby that you didn't plan for, that you don't really want, and/or that you don't believe that you can manage.

You know what they call guys who pull out? Parents.

Staci: I can't drink tonight. I'm a little parentnoid, and I don't want my baby I don't want to have fetal alcohol syndrome; it reduces its market value.

A wise man said, "The abstinent man is never parentnoid."
He failed to mention that the abstinent man is never fulfilled either, and his penis eventually packs its balls up and moves out.
Jeebus never had sex, and thus was never parentnoid.

by testicles...that is all October 18, 2007

Parent triathlon

Three events completed in one day involving kids (yours or someone else's) in one or more of three separate events encompassing each of these categories: running/walking/hiking, water sports and use of a manually propelled wheeled vehicle.

I completed a parent triathlon: ran 3.5 miles, swam with the kids, mowed the lawn.

by natsmo June 22, 2009