Para

Scottish slang, short for paranoid.

Used most often by those from Glasgow.

“I could hear noises in my house but I’m home alone. I might just be para.”

by glasgowstar May 30, 2022

Paras

A Stone with the power to turn anything touched into gold. It's a Mythological Ornament.

Paras loves Simra, and Yes this is not a Prank.

by grgarioushelen987134 November 23, 2021

Paras

Para is a very sweet GIRL. She is kind to everyone (even aliens). She is beautiful inside out depends (on the girl ). No matter who you are, she is always gonna be nice. oops april fools.

omg is that paras??!?!?!?
shes so cool as always.

by tintty March 17, 2022

the old para

the old para is a series of complex stories, theories and equations about specific subjects all put into one paragraph, nobody knows how to define nor solve it because of how old it is. To this day no one has solved the old para

john: yooo have you heard that they solved the old para?

philip: nah that’s impossible

by lizzie420 January 22, 2020

para-bitch

When someone is upset and bitching about something, but only to a certain extent.

"Look Stephanie, I'm para-bitching here but Sandy really screwed up last week with that order."

by upheaval June 10, 2021

para-dick-trous

Having to perform hand jobs with both hands.

1. Hey Bob, what's with the hairy palms on BOTH hands, man?

Oh that, yah I'm para-dick-trous.

by Sparksitup July 8, 2012

Dirty Paras

A Dirty Paras is when you let yourself get all grimy and disgusting for the chode cheese to marinate, you then insert the chode into a girl at 3AM at your parents place without them knowing, lasts 3 seconds, and when u finish your jizz goes on the couch and u let it crust. You then proceed to go outside and yell “I have a tiny dick!!!” and swing ur chode around like a lasso and let the chode cheese fly everywhere and hit a homeless person.

“Hey i heard Donald got in trouble for pulling a Dirty Paras last night”

“Yeah i heard the homeless guy got AIDs”

by Slaybaddie June 14, 2025