pants 

Containing your Team from the In-Seam, these nifty boys can be outfitted with many pockets, ketchup sauce, zippers, tags, rips, and maybe some jizz from last night. Quite possibly the single coolest invention outside of the xbox and tantric sex, the pants are a revered piece of clothing that girls REALLY dont need to wear.

My pants can beat up your pants!
Hey lizzy, those pants look good on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!

pants by Raz-Matazz April 22, 2005

pants 

1. Slang: One who is obnoxious or irritating

2. Slang: Replacement to the word Dick, in all contexts.

Yo , you're a fuckin' pants

or

That guy is a pants face

pants by Jelloflava July 31, 2008

Pants 

What god invented to assure us that yes, he truly hates us.

Guy:Dude, fuck pants.

God: No, FUCK YOU.

Pants by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007

pants 

Asking for a little more than shorts on a cigerette. See Shorts.

dude, can i get shorts.
yeah man just take pants
thanks

pants by coleslawmadness March 16, 2008

pants 

"The pants of the relationship" meaning the dominant figure or the top

she's the pants of their relationship...?

pants by tinycactass November 26, 2016

pants 

elongated butt covering

His pants are so saggy they don't even functions.

pants by litmahdude June 28, 2017

Pants 

Something that covers your bollocks. And if you're American, then get on your cheeseburgers and get to fuck.

I have pants to cover my bollocks

Pants by NameManWhoMakesNames May 18, 2018