panned

to get fucked by a panda.

The escaped panda from the zoo panned me when I least expected it.

by Urban Dictionary January 16, 2008

Fag Packed

When a gay guy is oreoed inbetween two straight guys in a truck/resturant booth/ etc.

God im glad i didn't go in that truck i would have been Fag Packed in between the two of them. Akward.

by MackDaddy617 September 2, 2009

shit packed tight and ready for travel

Shit packed tight and ready for travel: having ones mind, body and materials in a state of readiness.

When one's life is in order, one can truly say, "I've got my shit packed tight and ready for travel."

by TooSick4U August 18, 2006

packed

carryin a gun

yo blud u packed?

by Ruda August 5, 2003

parked

Being put in your place after being dissed. When you get back at somebody because of dissing or through joking and you are told "you got served," aka parked.

Nancy: "Jess, you couldn't add even if you had the calculator solve the problem for you!"
Nate: "Damn, you just got parked!"

by Nathaniel Szkil January 6, 2008

Planked Out

When someone is on Planks or Xanax Bars

Man, I am planked out.

by LiLKiD 11 January 15, 2009

Panke

verb, noun, preposition, infinitive, adjective - Panke is everything you ever wished. Panke is the life force that sustains everything in the universe. I am Panke, as are you. As one's Panke reflects their footprint on the universe, "to Panke" can mean anything one's Panke desires it to be. May the Panke be with you...always.

Darrell - Did you see that panke run into those bushes.
The Pankening - The hell is a panke.

Small child - My love for panke sustains me throughout life.
Dad - *holds gun up to child's 5 heads*

by Night And Day September 7, 2014