Panda

Derivative of the fast-food chain "Panda Express"

Quite literally means to be a mess

Oi Colin, go have a shower, u look a right Panda

by Fabreze February 5, 2005

Panda

When you suggest that your girlfriend wears loads of eyemakeup, then get them to give you a blowjob. Whilst they are there, grab their head and pull them inhem til they gag and the tears stream down their face- making the makeup run, and them look like a Panda.

''She's not talking to me again''
''Why this time?''
''I gave her a serious Panda last night''

by Ting Ting Panda King November 4, 2009

Panda

Panda is another word for someone who is an absolutely hilarious fat legend, who cracks you up every time you see them.

Ahaaaa you're such a panda!

by hks123 May 26, 2009

Panda

A mean little piss ant! Solitary,looks innocent till ya get close then it'll bite yer friggin head off so don't get to close they're just waitin' ta getcha!
And especially if ya piss 'em off you better hope you can run fast!!!^^

Innocent Person(kinda):Sarah Madson is a stupid panda!*Looks At Sarah Points And laughs!
Sarah(Panda):*glares and runs at the kinda innocent person*
Innocent Person(Kinda):Oh shit...

by Mary April 19, 2005

Panda

A useless, meaningless, sexless person who does nothing except eat and sleep, much like that of the animal, the Great Panda.

I went on a date with a really cute guy. But when I saw that he didn't have a job, eat more than I did, and wasn't interested in any of my sexual advances, I knew he was a panda.

by Marsupial1/2*2 June 2, 2011

Panda

Also known as Eric.

"Hey, go call Panda and Charlie. I want to ask them something"

"Hey, did you call Panda yet?"

by :DDDDDDDDDD March 11, 2010

Panda

A nickname for a dickhead that lives in small coastal community.

Panda is behind all the drama that has happened in the past year.

by wasabipeanut August 10, 2006