A Panda describes a fat woman of age 18 and over. Its natural habitat is in and around "The Hive" in Edinburgh, Scotland. However, it can and is found in areas all over the world.

Pandas are generally very friendly and have a high sex drive, often leading to many one night stands and general slutty behaviour. In most cases any shy or quiet Pandas can easily be opened up (in more ways than one) by proving them with Alcohol.

Approach with caution.

"Here mate, I so pulled a Panda last night."
"Lewis really is a Panda baiter isn't it?"
"She is such a Panda"

Panda by pandappreciationsociety September 5, 2011

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1) A combination of the first names "Paul" and "Amanda".
2) A bear like mammal that eats bamboo, known to be gentle.
3) Any person (or people thought ofas one unit) that is gentle and kind, but knows how to push people around.

1) You heard Panda, RESET!!!
2) I tried to plant some bamboo, but some panda ate it all!
3) You should see our drum majors, they're such pandas.

Panda by tromboner88 April 4, 2008

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When a guy jizzes all over a women's face and then punches both of her eyes resulting in a panda-like face.

Girl: Do you like giving away pandas?

Boy: I gave one to all my ex's.

Girl: I want one!!

Boy: Why would you want me to punch you in the face?

Girl: Huuuhhh???

Panda by Mr. T...bag May 27, 2009

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