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Crystal Palace

Literally the worst brand of vodka ever, purchased only by the very desperate. The bottles are thrown immediately into the ditch on the side of the road after being chugged, to such an extent that they will make up a major part of the fossil record in most rural areas. Like what meth would be if it were alcohol.
"You're drinking Crystal Palace? Why not just huff glue?"
by Cathode Misfit October 27, 2017
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sporting palace

According to the Hostage episode of Gunsmoke and to a historical marker in Hays City Kansas, this is an old time term for a brothel.
Looking at Miss Kitty, her kidnapper says, It ain’t no surprise to find Matt Dillon’s woman in a sporting palace.
by John Dohh February 28, 2023
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Crystal palace

The best club in the world is Crystal palace
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Jabba's Palace

This term refers to the ambient of a party/social gathering that has evolved (through use of substance and lack of judgment) into a setting for salaciousness and other forms of debauchery.
In George Lucas' (1983) Return of the Jedi, we see that the palace is home to a plethora of deviants from all corners of the galaxy thus promoting indulgences from many different worlds.
"Hey did you go to toms house party last week?"

"Yeah, that joint was like Jabba's palace, I think I may have caught something from one of the girls there." *scratches crotch*
by Edward Specter January 11, 2014
mugGet the Jabba's Palacemug.

smoke palace

The Largest Kentucky Head shop selling all smoking accessories
Man I can't wait to go to Smoke Palace today
by Smokepalace January 1, 2017
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pussy palace

n. (poose pal-is)
a space or room where women go to get stuck. see also, p' palace
antonym dick dungeon
You look so fine baby, how 'bout taking me back to your pussy palace so you can tag my tuna.
by A Guy Named Gal March 29, 2005
mugGet the pussy palacemug.

crystal palace

A way of telling someone that you are gay.
dave: "I'm going to support crystal palace."
pete:"Does your mom know you're gay?"
by mohair March 13, 2008
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