Pavement Polka

When you walk up to someone on the pavement and you both try to move out of each other's way, and in doing so repeatedly move into each other's way.

"Why are you so late?"
"I got stuck doing the pavement polka."

by Connie LaBelle January 18, 2015

preemptive karma

When one's just desserts are dished out even before the meal's begun. Similar to the Western concept of getting beaten to the punch. Although people who experience preemptive karma feel like dolts, they are actually highly evolved beings whose true desire is to do no others harm.

Grasshopper, the time you tried to kick the cat, but slipped instead - that was preemptive karma.

by maximo hudson January 25, 2009

peemale

A man who sits down to piss

You sir are a peemale

by JE SUIS DAVE ROVEY February 18, 2018

the preems

A certain kind of marijuana that gets you higher then most others. In many cases it would likely be covered in crystals and smell almost like a skunk.

-"Come smoke a bowl..I got the preems!"

-Burnout #1 "Whoah..that shit stinks dude"
Burnout #2 "I know..it's the preems!"

-Took two hits of the preems and I was right toasted!

by NorthernLights2 July 1, 2008

Butt Peempo

The temporary pimples and permanent little "moles" that live happily on or near one's buttocks.

Wow! You have a nice butt! Look at that cute little butt peempo!

by AnnaLou2468 October 27, 2010

preemptive gay strike

The practise, usually employed by sexually insecure males around men they suspect may be homosexual, of firmly establishing their heterosexuality even before it was called into question.

Dale: Nice hat, John.

John: Yeah, thanks, my wife bought it for me. She's a girl. With tits and everything. Mmmm, tits.

Dale: No need for the preemptive gay strike, dude. You're so not my type.

John: Hmph.

by jwgrooves August 17, 2010

Preemptive Like

Liking or disliking something, especially, but not limited to a YouTube video, before you see it entirely.

Guy 15 seconds into watching '10 minutes of Hitler saying 'Nein!''
Guy: Oh my God, this video is awesome! *preemptive like*

*1 minute later*

Guy: This is so boring...

by Riot man October 14, 2011