putzel

a short, barely audible or "pop" fart that, despite its lack of sonic characteristics makes an acrid, lingering smell.

"Whoa, sorry about the putzel."

by CC April 29, 2002

putzing around

The act of not doing anything in bed but rolling around aimlessly. Without any hope or inclination to get anything done.

You: Chris, what'd you do yesterday.
Chris: Stayed in bed putzing around all day with Christie.

by Chris D. C. May 11, 2009

Putzi

Also know as Cutzi, a small circular tub of hot water only found in rich people's mansions used for bathing in.

"Any of you lot want to come back for a putzi?"

by bigboi87 February 12, 2013

Putzy

Pussy that doesn't put out.

Man that girl is a total Putzy!

by kldktp July 12, 2011

putzin

playing with ones penis... usually for long periods of time

Joe spent more time putzin then he did studying last semester.

by guynsfbay November 23, 2010

putzgrab

1. A form of journalistic faggotry.

2. an overly dramatic or sensational newspaper, internet, or television headline that is designed to grab the readers attention; BUT the headline has NOTHING (almost nothing) to do with the story.
3. An extremely obese and/or ugly woman with a sexy voice walks up behind a man and grabs his genitals...he is very interested til he sees her.

Headline:
CONGRESS APPROVES FUNDING FOR FAGGOTRY
article contains info on funding for farm bill..

Quote"that headline was just a putzgrab, brah"

by Guy Forcheese August 6, 2011

putzy putzy

A way of greeting or saying hi to a putz

Hey putzy putzy!

by Putzyforlife January 10, 2014