Professional Drunkard

Noun - Like a regular drunkard, a professional drunkard habitually becomes excessivly drunk. What seperates a professional drunkard from a regular drunkard is thier ability to excel in academic and professional endeavors while intoxicated, hung over, sleep deprived, or any combination of the three. A professional drunkard is an equal opportunity alcohol abuser, well aware of their chronic alcoholism, and are proud of it. Also known as Mythias.

Mythias gets drunk every night, wakes up drunk, goes to his first class drunk, sobers up between classes, starts drinking again after his last class, and he still manages to get straight A's. He is a professional drunkard.

by lusher21 September 8, 2008

Professional Friends

Large groups of individuals that hang out together on weekday (Workday) nights at late hours. They can either be a group of friends in a strange place on weekday evenings or several driving together in a planned pattern maybe themselves seem "Professional"

Person 1 - "Hey look at all those people, why are they out here on a wednesday night?"

Person 2 - "They are professional friends, that's why!"

by Tigrez May 27, 2009

Professional professional

A person who tries way to hard to be taken seriously.

Look at John with his linked in profile and his fancy car, what a professional professional.

by WiiWelder October 17, 2011

Professional Googler

Someone who believes they have way more knowledge than anyone else because they can Google an issue.

Jeff: That IT guy fixed my email problems within minutes!

John: Sounds to me like a professional googler

by yeahgdaymate August 2, 2009

professional queer

a man who believes that homosexual tendencies automatically make him an authority on fashion, hair, and/or interior decorating; any man on tv wearing a pink shirt; a man on 'news' shows who's only job is to lisp endlessly about "THOSE shoes with THAT dress?"

every channel is being taken over by professional queers

by blurg May 12, 2008

Professionality

The art of maintaining a professional appearance and attitude while projecting a tremendous amount of personality.

Jason has the professionality to meet with clients and still be the life of the office.

by Jason Malone January 20, 2009

professional meat handler

A gal who sleeps around and handles lots of man sausage.

Dude! Maggies such a professional meat handler I bet fucking her is like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.

Dude! That bitch is such a professional meat handler I bet she's got the gag reflex of a blow up doll.

Dude! Dude she's such a professional meat handler I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean!

by Attica1979 October 7, 2007