Printer

Code for vape

Guy: "Hey man have you seen my 'printer?'"
Guy 2: "Yeah. Earlier I took a pretty fat hit of your va... printer."
Guy 3: "Hey can y'all shut up and pass the printer?"
Guy 2: "Can't. We misplaced it."

by ill take a #1 February 9, 2020

Printer

a device that always fails when you need it the most , used to transfer information to paper.

"hey did you print that Very Important note?" "Sorry my printer broke. :("

by nootnootforever October 10, 2022

Looking for girls with printers

When men on dating sites are looking for woman to have sex and have a kid with.

The women is referred to as a printer because men give her the ink (sperm) and it 'prints' kids.

(On Tinder profile)

Looking for girls with printers.

by AYAUS August 25, 2021

darius printer

that indian kid who gives you his muffins and plays minecraft and you love very dearly(as a friend)

darius printer is cold

by amy_xx1234 November 15, 2019

i put it in the printer

i ate it

dude that pizza last night? i put it in the printer.

by gordontuous November 14, 2022

Hotdog a Printer

When you put a hotdog in the paper tray of a printer and run it.

Lewis: "Hey Jeremy, what are you doing tomorrow?"
Jeremy: "I think Xavier and I are gonna go to the library and hotdog a printer."

by BruceLeeStarExplosion August 28, 2021

Printer

The thing where you print your ass on.

I used the printer to print my ass

by A random piece of cardboard September 6, 2020