practice room

The place where all us band geeks go to chill, make out, and have sex during sectional practice.

Claire and Mat: *making out and taking each other's clothes off*
*director walks into the practice room*
Director: What kind of sectional is this?!

True story

by Mat_el_sexy_band_geeek March 19, 2008

practically sisters

Someone who you are so good of friends with it seems as if you were sisters that were separated at birth. They even sometimes seem to be more like family than friends. They will always be there for you

:)

sisters best friends practically sisters

by Countrykinz March 24, 2014

Piratically

The action of doing something, but with a hook

"Before the Grilled Cheese Wizard ($49.95), every time I tried to make a sandwich, I would piratically decapitate myself. But now, I enjoy golden brown cheese every day! Thanks, Grilled Cheese Wizard!"

by ihadto March 20, 2009

piratical emoticon

Emoticons with only one eye, commonly the piratical smiley .)

.) .( .-) -_ are all examples of piratical emoticons

by yzb3 September 4, 2012

Practicum

Semester long mental breakdown

I thought I liked teaching until practicum.

by SPEDteacherlife April 15, 2015

fart partical

When you are so worthless that you are not even a fraction of a fart. Thus for, you are a fucking partical of a fucking fart that comes out of Dave's mother fucking ass. In all actuality though, you're not even worth the fucking air that surrounds a fucking fart partical.

Dave :"that mother fucker is mother fucking fart partical, waste of oxygen piece of shit, who needs to be knocked the fuck off of their high horse"
Dani: "let's fucking go."

by The Sabeys March 28, 2018

Best Practices

This phrase is most commonly used by larger public institutions and corporations to describe what they believe to the best way of doing a particular task or providing a particular service. The phrase assumes that there is one best way to do something all the time and in any given situation. It is unclear if "Best Practices" is based on empirical research or if it is just some employee or middle-manager's armchair theory of what works best. In short, " Best Practices" is basically someone's set of guidelines for doing something. However the term "Best Practices" sounds more professional and has an air of authority and legitimacy to it that was lacking in the word "guidelines".

Project Manager: "I have to prepare a PowerPoint presentation for the CIO of our company"

Co-worker: Have you consulted the Best Practices PDF for giving PowerPoint presentations?"

by Jazzcat60 September 20, 2019