Alabama poutine

A dish consisting of fresh French fries typically from McDonald’s with a slight drizzle of the consumer’s cum on 25-45% of the total dish.

“You would eat your own fries with cum on it?”
“Only the untouched part. It’s Alabama Poutine!”

by hotty-mcbody April 1, 2024

poutine pizza

an Italian - Canadian fusion which poutine and pizza together and will guarantee obesity if eating on a daily basis

I need something quick let’s grab some poutine pizza

by Klinkhammer January 28, 2025

meat poutine

A "meat poutine" is when a white guy tries to make a social connection with a girl he likes but is awkward as fuck and cant slide into the D.M.s properly.

I tried to get this girl to know I'm interested but I totally made a meat poutine of myself.

by little_wing December 5, 2017

Poutine

"You get a gangbang together and you get like six or seven guys to cum in a girl and then she creams pies over the fries"

Someone: "They did a Poutine"

by NulllWeirdum September 27, 2025

Poutine

A fancy word for gravy cheese chips, used in Canada to make people eating Gravy Cheese Chips sound posh.

Let's eat some Poutine... eh?

by DavyPB July 1, 2019