Poutining is the act of mixing semen and diarrhea in an individual's asshole, and glazing fries with the concoction. If done with proper form and technique, the semen should curdle (like cheese) and the diarrhea should act as gravy. Popularized in Quebec, Canada, poutining is an activity loved and practiced by all.
Jim: Hey dude, wanna do some poutining later?
Bob: If you shit and cum on my fries again I will beat the shit out of you bro
Bob: If you shit and cum on my fries again I will beat the shit out of you bro
by your moms dirty ho September 8, 2024
Get the poutiningmug. A resting bitch face so bad it looks like you’re standing in the middle of a Dorney Park and you mistake a shit for a fart, it drips down your leg, and birds come to chow down.
What a day. I’ve been everyone the Poutin’ Stoughton since I woke up. Maybe I’ll brush my teeth this month.
by Kstoutzbrah July 27, 2023
Get the Poutin’ Stoughtonmug. by Frederthan March 27, 2024
Get the Alabama Poutinemug. A dish consisting of fresh French fries typically from McDonald’s with a slight drizzle of the consumer’s cum on 25-45% of the total dish.
by hotty-mcbody April 1, 2024
Get the Alabama poutinemug. A fancy word for gravy cheese chips, used in Canada to make people eating Gravy Cheese Chips sound posh.
Let's eat some Poutine... eh?
by DavyPB July 1, 2019
Get the Poutinemug.