pisstitude

The amplitude or height of which one can piss

Have you heard the new pisstitude which jack got?

by Hshsiakvabjsiis January 6, 2023

Pissticle

When you pee and it gets all over your testicles.

Person 1: Aw man I just shot a pissticle
Person 2: Gross dude

by i<3money May 21, 2023

Pisspie

The act of sticking ur penis inside a fat guy and pissing in there asshole

Bro last night I pisspied your mother

by Piss god July 30, 2023

pissies

it is said once that a person named skai likes using this phrase a lot

hello pissies

by shrkhater September 26, 2023

Pisstine Chapel

The Pisstine Chapel is when a man gets two ladders indoors, places a board across them, lays on his back on the board facing the ceiling like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel, and urinates directly up on to the ceiling. This is a popular move with lazy painters and occasionally used creatively to cover up pants wetting incidents by office workers who then claim that ‘the roof is leaking again.’

I pissed my pants at work while sitting in my office chair. I couldn’t let anyone know so I had no choice but to get two ladders and a board and do a Pisstine Chapel directly over the wet office chair and then call maintenance and tell them the roof is leaking. It was a perfect cover up and no one was the wiser.

There is no way Michelangelo was coming down off that scaffolding every time he had to pee. Yeah, more like Pisstine Chapple, am I right?

by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex January 1, 2025

pisstemplate

To contemplate something while taking a piss.

"Hey man will you be joining us later?"

-"Let me pisstemplate on it, I just woke up."

by Scorrahz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ February 6, 2026