Chipmunk Pinocchio

During a blowjob, she puts both of your nuts in her mouth and looks up at you with the base of your dick at her nose

Every time she blows me she'll tell me my dick is small and when I look down all I see is Chipmunk Pinocchio

by LivinlikelLarry January 6, 2017

Reverse Pinocchio

When you fuck her from the inside and your penis is comming out from her vagina.

Dude, we pulled out reverse Pinocchio last night... its was sick

by cr8g October 23, 2018

pinocchio's nose

A sexual act in which you go in a girl soft and slowly get harder and harder as your erection gets longer and longer inside of her

Man #1: "It's hard for me to keep and erection without meds"
Man#2: " Well maybe you should try pulling a pinocchio's nose, then you could get one in the minst of doing the hanky panky"

by foxygranpa April 26, 2015

Pinocchio Hipster

Someone who is in the state of being "basic", or is classified as such, yet longs to be a "hipster." Like Pinocchio longed to be a real boy, these Pinocchio-Hipsters long to be real hipsters. Yet no matter how hard they try, how hard they grunge, or how tight their jeans are... they are doomed to be "basic," forever.

Cate longed to become hipster, but she was basic to the core. Like a giraffe in a duck costume, this Pinocchio Hipster wasn't fooling anyone.

by dontcallmeredscarfranks July 18, 2014

Portly Pinocchio

George Santos

New York’s newest congress-critter is habitual liar and tub of goo George Santos, who got sketchy cash and an entire cult of republicans behind him. the Portly Pinocchio will likely not finish his term and instead get extradited to Brazil for prosecution.

by Uncle Joosie January 16, 2023

964 Pinocchio

The weirdest japanese movie ever

Person one: dude have you seen 964 Pinocchio?
Person two: yeah, that shits weird

by IHasEars! August 15, 2022

Pinocchio Publishing

This is the name a number of educational publishing houses, owned by oft-morally bankrupt bosses ought to call their company, who unspokenly expect their editorial team to behave unethically to justify their obscene pay and those of their family members.

How many local family-owned publishers and foreign publishers in Singapore meet the criteria of a “Pinocchio Publishing” company?

by Fasters April 22, 2022