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Bike Pikey

Bike Pikey
A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.

Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.
"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"

- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.
by Another anon again April 9, 2006
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nikey- pikey

Someone who dresses in only nike gear and sports clothes. Wears a large amount of over sized jewellry.
by tanya September 7, 2003
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sticky pikey poo

The brown slimy substance that is often found down the back of various fairground rides
Oh man! I just dropped a fiver down the back of the seat and reached back to get it and put my hand in this sticky pikey poo!!
by Maxine W October 10, 2007
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bloody pikey

Liam is this
Liam, a bloody pikey, went to the store to buy bread but instead was given a pogo stick since the storekeeper couldn't fucking understand him.
by PJ May 18, 2004
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Water Pikey

A person found living in a barge on the British canal system who spends his time chugging along smiling like a twat at anybody who happens to walk by. Know to play the accordion.
"Molly the water pikey bobbed merrily hither and dither on her brand new black and purple barge.
by DJ_Don't_Panic April 10, 2012
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Bike Pikey

A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.

Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.
"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"

- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.
by Another Anon July 16, 2008
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mikey pikey

Mikey Pikey is still stealing that peado looking Harry Hill tea leaf.
by King Croc November 21, 2013
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