VON PETERSON

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Aw man, this video looks all von petersoned.

Von peterson footage is something a video editor with little to no experience does.

by thedelmarGOD329 August 21, 2019

Jack Peterson

A very abnormal penios that looks like a toothpick

man ou got a jack peterson on you.

by m,.nfk;le.nkdfl'wanf'an August 4, 2021

delaney peterson

delaney is sooooo awesome shes hot and her mom broke her foot. if you want to tell her something, tell her shes hot. if you wanna get her something buy her Chanel or a dog. shes hot.

"yo yk delaney peterson?"
"yea what about her. shes kinda hot"
"I was gonna say the same thing"

by urmommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm December 14, 2021

Hunter Peterson

A person who voices memes on the internet AKA meme boy

Do you know Hunter Peterson the meme boy

by O.P07 December 23, 2021

Alyssa Peterson

#perfect.
an amazing girl who has a heart of gold and is just simply perfect in everyone..
she could light up your darkest day with that smile...
and be mesmerized by how beautiful her pretty lil eyes are...
shes is what everyone wants..
but only 1 can have.
he is one extremly lucky guy.

ayo dude to bad you aint like alyssa peterson

by thatguyisreallyawesome December 16, 2011

brendon peterson

A yee yee fuck tard cowboy who loves his barbwire tat but loves bush light more. He shows his sweet tat and instantly gets laid. Anyone with this name slays a lot of pussy

Ima go get my Brendon Peterson on this weekend

by Big pp December 18, 2018

Adrian Peterson

Noun: The best child whipper in the world.

Verb: To whip a child with a stick

Son: Who is Adrian Peterson?
Father: He is merely the world's best child whipper.

News reporter: A man has been arrested outside his home for Adrian Petersoning his child.

by urbandorkionarian January 31, 2015