An extraordinarily large male sexual organ.
"Once word got out that my homeboy was workin' with a Pat Jones he had to beat the ladies off with a stick."
by VALIS_GOOSE February 24, 2009

by Katrina July 17, 2003

TV evangelist who has made a lot of extremely radical, divisive statements on his show, The 700 Club, and is seen by many as a lunatic. Sadly, a lot of non- Christians (Atheists in particular) wrongfully assume that all Christians in America agree with Robertson's rantings, and use this assumption to unfairly stereotype all Christians as cruel, intolerant fanatics.
by Brother in Christ April 12, 2006

fundementlist christian and owner of large corporate empire noted for far right policies and extreme religious veiws
jesus would'nt spit on pat robertson if he was on fire
pat robertson is either a hypocrite and a liar or a lunitic and a monster the difficult part is deciding which
pat robertson is either a hypocrite and a liar or a lunitic and a monster the difficult part is deciding which
by zombiejack June 11, 2004

A literal phrase used at nature reserves where there are tame kangaroos around that you are able to pat. Although it is a completely innocent phrase it still sounds like a euphemism for masturbation.
by naturlichHansNassIst January 29, 2012

the TSA's new pat down procedure put in effect in the holiday season, 2010 that is far more in depth to prior security pat downs
I went through airport security to get on my flight to the middle of no where USA, and they did a FREEDOM PAT on me, WTF, that was uncomfortable.
by juggalo94 November 28, 2010

by A Very Awesome Person October 21, 2009
