Sick in the panties

A known phrase relating to a woman's menstrual cycle. Often times resembling a gunshot wound, or serious situation that warrants severe blood loss. If combined with a work out and oral stimulation, some may seem to be experience an afrodisiac.

AMon: Hey Alonzo, dude how was the creature last night?
Alonso: Oh wey it was alright, but she was sick in the panties and now it looks like I was shot in the leg.

by AlexMon April 14, 2010

i go boom boom in my panties

boom boom vroom vroom but in your pants

he said i go boom boom in my panties

by fishpopulator69 February 25, 2022

panties

the greatest invention since the female itself. preferably cotton.

Female: "Hey sexy, look at my panties"

Male: *PREMATURE*

Teh Edn

by Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam September 20, 2005

granny panties

Large, often frilly underpants still rocked by the aging beauties of the Greatest Generation. When worn properly, they hold in a woman's paunch, helping to streamline the figure (and, by that measure, to accentuate the bosom).
However, due to changing fashions, including the popularization of midriff exposure and post-sexual revolution distaste for too many strappy accoutrements, such as garters and slips, granny panties have stopped being associated with classy babes, and are now usually only associated with gross old ladies.

"Ok, I think you can take the curlers out now. How are those granny panties fitting?"
"Um, you know I love you and everything, but why is it your fantasy to dress me up like your grandma?"
"Ew, no! You're supposed to be Lauren Bacall in 'To Have and Have Not'!"

by dimplodocus October 2, 2007

pentious

Sir pentious- A bean.

"yo there's no way that sir pentious ain't a bean he's precious"
"bro you're right he is-"

by Dreamy Duck December 13, 2019

pantload

A full diaper. To be full of shit.

Don Imus was right when he called Senator Schumer a pantload.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

Panties

A tight fitting sexy piece of women's clothing that cover's up the pussy and ass cheeks

Kiersten : Oh I need to stop by Victoria Secert's before we leave the mall!
Jake : Ohh! I love that store!
Kiersten : Hey Jake aren't these Panties cute?
Jake : Why yes we should go in the dressing room and try them on!
Kiersten : So what do you think?
Jake : Wow they are so silky! Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Jake don't rip them off I haven't paid for them yet!
Jake : Who care Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Baby! Oh Baby!
Store Employee : Hey guy's I'm callin the cops and you will pay for the damaged Panties as well!

by SlopNChop November 17, 2017