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Fuck my pancakes

When someone ruins an opportunity for you. Destroying an otherwise fun time, wrecking your good mood.
(On the phone)
Juanito: So yeah baby, it was great seeing you last night.

Her: Yeah it really was. Maybe you can come over to my place tomorrow night?

Mom: Isaac! You left your shit-streaked boxers on the bathroom floor again!

Her: Then again, maybe not. I'm kinda busy tomorrow. (Click.)

Juanito: Mom! Why did you have to go fuck my pancakes like that?
by Nibi August 18, 2008
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Pancakewich

"Allow me to enlighten you. What happens is the one true god grows Panecakewiches on trees in the Elitian fields using a mystical incantation, he then proceeds to magick them down to your local eatery where whatever societal reject Griddlworld has rescued off the dole that week gently wraps them in cellophane and passes them along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched tastebuds can somehow comprehend the delectable intricacies that face them. Is that egg? Why yes, yes it is. And bacon too. But wait, did they...? They didn't. Yes, they did, they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friend, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun. As your tastebuds try to process that amazing piece of information, it hits them: the syrup nugget. The motherfucking syrup nugget. It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your pallet has never seen!"-I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Drew-Let's stop at GriddlWorld. My blood sugar is getting low.

Tucker-Sure, what do you want there, a pancakewich?
by Rending Hunter March 3, 2011
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panced

Panced is the act of violently removing the pants of a friend in front of a crowd to lower his self-esteem. Pancing is more effective when the victim has no underwear. Pancing is best done in the Fall.
Heidi panced Mike in the evening by the fire. His lack of underwear made his man-junk pop out for all to see. Heidi's tears of laughter prevented her from seeing the junk. She was also rolling on the ground.
by rod_permadur September 20, 2020
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Two Pancakes Nailed to a Wall

Extremely droopy, saggy, or otherwise flat and flapping breasts.
Betcha without that wonderbra she's lookin' like two pancakes nailed to a wall...
by Calico August 5, 2007
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Sudbury Pancakes

A term used for low end meal of stacked processed ham, drizzled in maple syrop and done to perfection in the microwave.
Did you see by-proxy eating that plate of Sudbury Pancakes?? Gross!
by malleus666 September 3, 2010
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gather pace

to start to happen more quickly and have more success
The trend for greener living will gather pace
by osw July 30, 2015
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my pace

A person who goes by his own pace regardless how hectic or unnatural things are going on in his surroundings. General way of distinguishing them is noticing their calm and rational behaviour as if things are in their control (even if it isn't then it doesn't matter to them as they will still do what they were previously doing).
1. There is a terrorist attack in your city and you still thinking of if they will be airing Aldnoah:Zero on TV or not? As expected of a my pace person, nothing fazes you.

2. (Among friends, topic of discussion is regarding politics or anything that isn't related to food)
Otsu : Using this policy could be certain setback to our economy in the country. What do you think about it Nao?
Nao : I wonder if eggs are going to sale faster tonight (setting up the reminder in phone to buy eggs early).
Otsu : Oh my dear god Nao, we are discussing about how economy could be affecting and you still bothering if you will get to eat eggs or not? You are being my pace again.
(Economy will result change in price shift for good or not. So actually the food sale comes as it's after effects which could make people think of hoarding goods. This example shows Nao's calm and rational thinking to public outcry which could affect him while being unfazed while the discussion was still on preliminary stages and yet to reach that point)

3. The gif is from anime Aldnoah:Zero. The friends still talking about the visiting princess while the main character calmly notices the launched missile and warns his friends. Suddenly breaking news of missile so calmly they don't react to it until the bomb blasts happen nearby.
by Phantom Tempest January 3, 2018
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