Palestine

A land made up by the Greeks. where bombs and guns can be found in every school house.

Let go to Palestine and get the weapons to attack a people based on religion from the classroom.

by RTrurh December 28, 2023

Palestined

The act of claiming what's not yours, excusing it's yours

This is not her seat, look at my ticket!
She has palestined my seat!

by Palestinazi December 29, 2023

Palestine

A place that people actually believe is or was real.

"dude have you heard what happened in Palestine?"
You mean in your imagination?"

by Jake Itzhaky January 11, 2024

Palestined

Fake being a victim and oppressed so you can steal your neighbor’s land, rape their women, and kill their children while ignorant fool’s cheer for you around the world. Synonyms: dirty rotten liars, scoundrels, Nazis of 2023. Antonyms: good, honorable, honest, decent, holy, Israel.

Bob wanted to kill his wife Lauri. He falsely told the police Laurie hit him, attacked him with a knife when Bob cut himself on purpose with the knife. Bob told the police Lauri was trying to kill him so he had to shoot and kill her in self-defense. Bob Palestined his late wife Lori. .

by Luvvie Bear 💙 January 12, 2024

Palestine

Shitty land thief who thinks that Palestine belongs to them because they were there for more time even knowing that Israel was already there at 1100 BC.

Palestine defender: FREE PALESTINE!
Anyone with mental sanity: Fuck off. Israel was there before your religion was even created.

by TheMasterOfSecrets November 25, 2023

Palestined

To make people believe in utter and complete nonsense. To substitute facts with lies intentionally.

ex."2+2 =5 " "Oh, man who palestined you, I know 2+2=4"
ex. Government members took all the budget money designated for food, education and infrastructure development and flew to a resort saying, that the well being of their people is not their concern. "Oh, those people were palistined! Poor souls!!"

by Notshalava January 12, 2024

Palestining

To have more options, more chances, more money than anyone else, and to squander all of it by bad decisions. And then blame a scapegoat for your own bad decisions and poor situation.

Gene won the lotto. He received $15 million. He used the money to buy and sell illegal guns and crack. Gene was arrested and sent to jail. Gene blamed the IRS for taking taxes from him, the police for oppressing him, and ruining his business, and his mother, because she never should have given birth to him according to him. It was all his mother’s fault, and it was the fault of all women according to Gene. Gene is Palestining.

by Luvvie Bear 💙 January 12, 2024