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palestined

when a person comitted a terrorist attack, usually against Israel

Ismail: Our terrorist units had sucessfully got into Israeli kibbutz and started commiting atrocities.
Khan: So they palestined that settlement.
Hamas members palestined Israeli men, women and children.
Gazans palestined and decapitated Israeli babies.
by Israeli 9/11 October 23, 2023
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Palestined

a person who stole a lot of your candy so you decide to try get your candy back but then they cry when confronted
hey dude you just stole my candy and im going to take every single candy youve taken and not just 50 instead of all 200+ ! "that isnt fair i offered you 50 of the candy even tho all 200+ belongs to you :( " Palestined should give all 200+ instead of 50 and the argument will stop
by chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheee November 15, 2023
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Palestining

Lying about a person's struggle/situation to elicit sympathy.
He palestined his way into receiving better pay. Stop palestining so that you can get out of doing your chores.
by Monkeybone1980 January 24, 2024
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Palestined

When you sexually abuse hundreds and the public opinion thinks it's an act of resistance. Murder and terrorism is also included.
The guy Palestined some disgusting women.
by Lion of Gd. January 9, 2024
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palestining

murdering and raping children, women and elderly
The neighbor kept palestining neighbors but got an electric chair as a result
by wokie-talkie December 29, 2023
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Palestine

A mythological non-country similar to other fantastical places such as Narnia, Westeros and Never Never Land. Although 3,500 years of history and archeological evidence points to the fact that this area is the Land of Israel and has always belonged to and been inhabitanted by Jews, Arab colonizers occupied it along with large swaths of the Levant and North Africa which they are not indigenous to either. Those known as Palestinians (read: terrorists) have a long and glorious history of approximately 59 years, during which they are primarily known for blowing themselves up, beheading children, stabbing civilians, firing kasam rockets, and car rammings. After these festivities die down, they participate in a rituals of crying after the inevitable consequences of their peaceful actions are dropped on their heads in the form of bombs (read: justice). Scientists predict that in the near future Palestine will disappear as magically as it came into being due to a naturally occurring phenomenon called the Nakba II.
Did you know that Palestine was the first country to put a man on the moon? Just kidding, it never existed

In 1996, Palestine adopted the phoenix as its national bird due to it's explosive tendencies and lack of existence

Palestine was the first country to introduce Russian dressing to the world. Later the Russians stole it from them but it had always been their dressing for hundreds of years!
by Zayin on Balestine December 4, 2023
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a made up place supported by hateful violent people
person a: why are you chanting for genocide of the jews
person b: i want to free palestine and the only way to do that is to rape and murder every person in israel
by איבי January 1, 2024
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