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Oxford Brookes University 

Oxford Brookes University. formerly Oxford Polytechnic. Main campus located in Gipsy Lane, Headington. Very multi-cultural. Many rah's especially in Cheney Student Village- everywhere else is normal. Higher employability compared to "Proper Oxford" aka Oxford University. Colours are white, blue, and maroon.
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Oxford High School 

A school full of rich white assholes in Michigan. Oxford is filled with cunts and liars but make up for it with a half decent football field for their shitty team that they spend all their money on.
Girl: Wow this school is really pretty

Boy: Don’t let it fool you, Oxford High School is a cesspool of idiots and assholes

Oxford College 

Tiny college (about 700 students) located in Oxford, Georgia, which no one has heard of.
It's promoted as being "learning-focused" as opposed to "research-focused", with its benefits being small classes and an "intimate" campus. The closest city is Atlanta, which in my opinion sucks ass, except for Little Five Points. After going to Oxford for 2 years with a 2.0 gpa, you can continue at Big Emory.

Some people really love it and join SAA, Student Admission Association, but this is a relatively small proportion of the student body. Don't believe what these kooks say.

THE TRUTH: There are a lot of self-important people. Lots of fake hippies who drive SUV's and are from the suburbs. Few think for themselves. Almost everyone is an alcoholic. Yet there are no sororities or fraternities, only "social clubs". Most of the guys are short and ugly. Most of the girls are fat and ugly. There is nothing to do in the area. Most students are either pre-med or pre-law or pre-business. Hopefully you transfer out or fail out before you get sent to Emory in Atlanta, which is a whole new beast.
I go to Oxford College because of the small class sizes.

(interpret this as: I'm too stupid to get into the real Emory)

Oxford Comma 

A sexual position in which both parties are laying on their sides, bodies in the shape of commas. In order to be classified as an "oxford comma", this must be performed with someone who is attending or has attended an Ivy League institution.
HARVARD MAN 1: Hey man, how was that party last night?
HARVARD MAN 2: Dude, I oxford comma'd the shit outta that girl.
Oxford Comma by Tylaire June 19, 2020

Oxford High Girls 

All MCS boys should go out with the Oxford High Girls. Some r stuck up and obnoxious but the rest may be shy at first but when u get to know them the are funny,chatty and really friendly.
MCS boy: those girls r hot

Another MCS boy: they’re Oxford High Girls

Oxford Scholar

It means "dollar" in cockney slang.
Lend me an Oxford scholar ( or an Oxford)

oxford couple 

A girl with two guys, or sometimes three or four guys. Common in social situations where men outnumber women, e.g. at certain Oxford University Colleges or Courses.
Did you see that cute physicist being trailed by four guys? - Yeah, that's a really extreme example of an Oxford Couple.