A not well-endowed gentleman.
Woman #1: I heard you had sex with Tom last night? How's his "business?"
Woman #2: Not a lot going on down there.
Woman #1: Oh. He's a small business owner.
Woman #2: Not a lot going on down there.
Woman #1: Oh. He's a small business owner.
by d'rof71 March 05, 2008
by RealPepper April 21, 2017
As beneficial owner of a popsicle, I would need to be wary of those who would like to give my popsicle a haircut. They might try a shark-bite to avoid my back-ice.
by Ace Binkley December 08, 2005
December 12th is Discord Owner Day, the day that any server owner is allowed to harass, this includes, but is not limited to, any moderator action such as kicking, muting, or banning any of their server members (including moderators) and no one can do anything about it.
Man Discord Owner Day is tomorrow but I still don’t have a server, I can’t come up with any good ideas.
by RabioliBoi December 11, 2020
- People who hate the group of twitter stans who call themselves café owners.
- There’s not really a reason for this, except that they’re jealous of not being included. So sad.
- Obsessed with tweeting about how the café owners are a disease and have no lives, but apparently don’t have enough of a life for themselves to stop tweeting about them.
- Get weirdly annoyed by two word phrases.
- There’s not really a reason for this, except that they’re jealous of not being included. So sad.
- Obsessed with tweeting about how the café owners are a disease and have no lives, but apparently don’t have enough of a life for themselves to stop tweeting about them.
- Get weirdly annoyed by two word phrases.
by CaféCultist June 01, 2019
Customer: What about that one
Used Car Dealer: Oh yes thats a '97 Sunfire
Customer: Is it reliable?
Used Car Dealer: Lets define reliable...
***cellphone rings***
Customer: Hold on I have to take this call, I'll just buy it.
Used Car Dealer: There IS a god.
Sunfire owner: I just bought a Sunfire.
Friend: That's embarrassing.
Used Car Dealer: Oh yes thats a '97 Sunfire
Customer: Is it reliable?
Used Car Dealer: Lets define reliable...
***cellphone rings***
Customer: Hold on I have to take this call, I'll just buy it.
Used Car Dealer: There IS a god.
Sunfire owner: I just bought a Sunfire.
Friend: That's embarrassing.
by Elijah Fofijah January 29, 2008
December 17th is Fuck the owner day.
On this date all Discord Mods are allowed to troll and grief the server owner/admins all they want without repercussions.
On this date all Discord Mods are allowed to troll and grief the server owner/admins all they want without repercussions.
by VoxBoxVox December 17, 2021