owen

1. a term used to define an insane WoW tauren chief.

2. commonly referred to as a monstrously large penis able to projectile spermatazoa approximately 3 gazillion feet.

3. a dude totally gunna be sucked off by Lottie Rees.

Lottie: shiit, he's got an owen
Owen: suuuuck it!! :)

by daa wanksta massif May 19, 2008

Owen

A guy with a huge penis bigger than Colin and Wiley's combined

Wow he must be an Owen he has a huge dick

by The juicegod May 23, 2016

The Owen

To ejaculate on a womans face and hair while she is asleep.

I was horny but my girl fell asleep so I gave her the owen.

by OwenCreator March 2, 2008

Owen

A somewhat fugly person but he seems pretty okay once you get to know him well enough. Many people hate him, but does not realize that he is an autist and he has many unique struggles in life that nobody seems to understand or care about. Many seem to classify him as "just there."

Person 1: Owen is... well, interesting but annoying in my eyes.
Person 2: You don't know shit. He has autism and he does whatever the fuck he wants to.
Person 1: Oh.

by Uncircumsized Penis November 9, 2018

Owen

One who likes to seminate into hula hoop packets.

"Dude, that guy just pulled an Owen!"

by Mrhankey420 April 16, 2017

Owen

He’s a gay Scottish adopted kid and has no friends

Hes an owen

by USjsns November 14, 2018

Owen

Someone who loses to their younger brother in ping pong. And I don't mean just lose, I mean get destroyed. He gets obliterated any time he tries to play a match

Person 1: Man that guy really sucks at ping pong
Person 2: Yeah, he must be an owen

by PixelChimp January 8, 2020