owened

To express a foolish act that had double the pointlessness of being 'owned'. Where owned typically relays a feeling of rejection, owened portrays 'ownage' by one self.
<Dude A> stfu or ill ban u
<Dude B> lol without ops?
<Bystander> owen'd, LOL.

"I thought the wiring diagram was wrong and shocked myself in the process. Still cannot feel my arm."
'Owened HAH'
by bob elenothar March 21, 2006
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owen

1. a term used to define an insane WoW tauren chief.

2. commonly referred to as a monstrously large penis able to projectile spermatazoa approximately 3 gazillion feet.

3. a dude totally gunna be sucked off by Lottie Rees.
Lottie: shiit, he's got an owen
Owen: suuuuck it!! :)
by daa wanksta massif May 19, 2008
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Owen

A guy with a huge penis bigger than Colin and Wiley's combined
Wow he must be an Owen he has a huge dick
by The juicegod May 23, 2016
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The Owen

To ejaculate on a womans face and hair while she is asleep.
I was horny but my girl fell asleep so I gave her the owen.
by OwenCreator March 02, 2008
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Owen

A somewhat fugly person but he seems pretty okay once you get to know him well enough. Many people hate him, but does not realize that he is an autist and he has many unique struggles in life that nobody seems to understand or care about. Many seem to classify him as "just there."
Person 1: Owen is... well, interesting but annoying in my eyes.
Person 2: You don't know shit. He has autism and he does whatever the fuck he wants to.
Person 1: Oh.
by Uncircumsized Penis November 09, 2018
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Owen

One who likes to seminate into hula hoop packets.
by Mrhankey420 April 16, 2017
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Owen

He’s a gay Scottish adopted kid and has no friends
by USjsns November 14, 2018
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