Overwatch

Overwatch is a game publidhed in 2016. Many people say its a bad game just cause SOME ppl are salty. But since the update with social stuff came I havent seen toxic ppl so much. Overwatch has events where u can get exlusive items and play fun gamemodes. Except for summer games wich was the same 4 times in a row. They have amazing Stories for the heros in overwatch. U can watch videos and read comics about it. Its a much more well done game Than fortnite and has so much more to Give. U can see how the hero walks by looking at the weapon its holding. Every character is different and some is harder to play Than Others. Its a really fun game and I personaly love it. If u havent decided if u are going to play it or not u can test it at the free weeks ^^ Just don’t be mean. And don’t pick Hanzo. XD jk. Just try it out if u hate fortnite but still wanna play a shooting game. Or idk.

(Spelling is bad ik)

Please don’t write hate too me this is my opinion. :3

My classmates: I’m sooo tired of fortnite
Me: try Overwatch
My classmate: whyyyyy
Me: shows this cause I’m the best

by Dva,Mercy,Brigitte,Sombra main August 19, 2018

Overwatch

It is a game for little 12 year old, cancerous, pussies that constantly shout "I hate this game!" every 10-12 seconds. The little children that play it are accompanied by 30 year old perverts who watch porn of the game every 4 hours. Once opening the game on the launcher you use, the dopamine in your brain, will immediatly dissapear from your skull. It's almost a form of verbally & physically abusing yourself, Just like a bully calls the 12 player "short" when they walk through the school hallways.

David: Let's Hop on overwatch!
Jan: Okay!

*30 minutes later during their unranked casual game*

Jan: Play fucking support you douchebag!
David: Hell no, you insubordinated, inbred, dwarf.

by Jacemany February 9, 2024

combine overwatch

some sort of guardians sent by the aliens called the combine to control the people after humanity lost the 7 hour war. the cowardly monkey ass ASSass called wallace breen allied with them and became the administrator of earth. he kinda is the ambassador nobody asked for. under his control, there are the combine overwatch. they are police people that prevent people from rebelling. they do it anyway. they only exist in the half-life franchise. (francheese? french fries? fuck it, idk how to spell that)

barney is pretending to be a combine overwatch guy to secretly help citizen and spy the combine.

by Smartass2 April 18, 2017

Overwatch

Worse tf2 in every way possible, I will shoot you if you ask me to play it

Person 1: Hey, wanna play some Overwatch?
Person 2: You mean worse tf2?

by DEUTCHLAND #1 February 14, 2024

Overwatch

Don't

Don't play overwatch.

by IloveOverwatch April 19, 2023

Overwatch

team fortress 2 but with terrible classes and more girls

"{overwatch} is what i {simp} for"
"dangit dude, your {horny}"
"what why"
"you {simp} for {overwatch}"

by tristanjj10 May 6, 2021

Overwatch And Chill

Well it's like Netflix And Chill but overwatch edition. The rules are simple, you find a girl who used to have a crush on you or is on your best friends list on Snapchat and have a one night stand with and you watch a full Overwatch porn video and do everything they do in the video. Who knows, maybe you'll do it more than once!

Disclaimer: This is for the inexperienced but each to their own.

Rules:
1.) Take a shower to warm up!
2.) Do whatever they do in the video!
3.) The longer the better!
4.) You have to be watching the video and prepared to change positions!
5.) No hair(unless you like it that way)!
6.) You have to make it to the end of the video!
7.) Have fun!

Alittle challenge for those who are up for it: Send this to the next girl who texts you and see their response.

Example 1: Did you hear? Mike and Ashley Overwatch And Chilled, they are a freaky couple.
Example 2: Hey, Anna. Wanna Overwatch And Chill? You won't be able to walk after I'm done.

by Anonymous#291028472 July 4, 2020