Black Ops Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob while shitting and playing call of duty: black ops all in unison.

My wife gave me a blumpkin while I was playing black ops on the shitter. That's my first time ever receiving a black ops blumpkin!

by Mick the Dick September 30, 2011

African-American Ops

Another way to say Call of Duty Black Ops if you think the word "black" is referring to people with dark skin.

Usually used in the United-States.

Dude: Hey dud did you get African-American Ops yet?
Guy: Yeah dude the game is SWEET!

by CJserrano November 16, 2010

Black ops

The best form of abstinence known to man. Give this to a guy and it's like a condom and wont ever break.

The uttermost hated thing by girls everywhere.

Sally: NOOOOOO, John got a copy of Black Ops!

Jen: Back to match.com for you...

by Bowser701 March 1, 2011

Over Protective Syndrome (OPS)

a neurotic condition, typically occuring in new mothers, in which the child protection instinct completely overwhelms all sense of sanity, reason and normal social behavior.

My sister-in-law won't be attending Thanksgiving Dinner because her son's naptime is from 12:22 to 1:47 and she heard I was sick two weeks ago, is afraid I could still be contagious - complete Over Protective Syndrome (OPS).

by LBiggie August 12, 2009

Queer Ops

Another name of the game Call of Duty Black Ops because it is so gay.

Wanna play Queer Ops?

by A Alexander14 January 9, 2011

Call of Duty: Black Ops 2

The 9th Call of Duty game developed by Treyarch...
Unlike Infinity Ward, Treyarch is doing something original to COD for a change and is placing the game in a futuristic setting.
Even though the game hasn't been released yet, Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3 fanboys have been giving it shit.

Please Treyarch, you are our last hope!

*IW releases MW3 (after doing adding nothing original and copying and pasting MW2)*

Fanbase:

OMG! T3hs game r t3h bst gamez evar!

MWthr3 4 lyphe!

lololol trik sawts r the beastzestz!

*Treyarch announces an original idea for the COD series, Call of Duty: Black Ops 2*

Fanbase:

Yur ruinin th3 call ov do0ty franchize!

This game Blows!

COD sucks!

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by NovaXP July 9, 2012

COD Black ops addict

A person who plays call of duty black ops all the time, usually good at the game.. They swear/scream when they're losing and sometimes begin sweeting. If they get mad enough, they will feel like smashing there controller. They probably dream/daydream about COD. Besides this, they usually talk about black ops at school. They think about playing call of duty after school and sometimes get excited..

1: Hey, what are you doing after school?

2: Playing black ops!!!!!!!

1: Thats what you told me yesterday... You must be a COD Black ops addict!

by Pseudonuymm January 18, 2011