Opportunity

A word they use in Corporate America to trick you into doing work no one else wants to do while thinking your going to get promoted as a result of your hard work.

"Hey! Can you please file these work papers and make these copies! This is a great opportunity! You should be glad you got this!!!!

by You dundoit May 5, 2005

opposiycat

copying someone by doing the opposite

judy's away message says "i love hedgehogs" & ashley's away message said "i hate hedgehogs". ashley is an opposiycat.

by jesika rola July 31, 2005

oppopedo

The opposite of a pedo, a young male or female that preys on the older goodies.

"Timmy is such an oppopedo."

"Why?"

"He's 13, but he has the hots for his 26 year old teacher."

"Well, she does have nice jugs."

by ochinchin-chan August 3, 2009

oppotherm

Having opposite perceptions of temperature

She is cold and I am hot, we are oppotherms

by squish722 August 29, 2020

opporfuckingtunist

Slang for describing an egregiously opportunistic person.

That opporfuckingtunist was drooling over every new female intern who was hired to work in the White House.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 30, 2022

opposome

lame, not cool, the opposite of awesome.
similar to nawsome but more applicable to things, people and places that are not just not awesome, but the actual opposite of awesome.

jordan: did you see that lame page at facebook.com/AreYouAwesome?

eve: yeah. because awesome people need to announce there awesomesness with extra exclamation points and CAPS. totally nawsome.

jordan: more than that. Its' the opposite. It's opposome.

eve: totally.

by TC_CT June 30, 2009

Opporjewnity

When a Jew sees an opportunity and expliots it to make some money

Steve had no monies and could not afford a burger. Issac seeked the opporjewnity and lent Steve the money, at a very high interest rate.

by pandapasta January 23, 2010