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opposite 3-year-old syndrome

when your parents are trying to figure out something like Facebook and are asking why this or why that.
Mom/Dad: Why can't I see my funspace????

you:because you hafta look in your apps

Them: well it's not on the side there so do I not have it anymore?????

you: no you hafta look in your apps!

Them: well it used to be here and now it's not!!!!

you:Man you have like opposite 3-year-old syndrome or something.
by jNS50F October 11, 2008
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opposite marriage

a marriage that is contrary or opposing to what conservatives think marriage should be.
living with your boyfriend is an opposite marriage and will send you to hell.
by gstering April 26, 2009
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opposite nap

The act of waking up late in the day (generally on a day off or weekend) tired, getting out of bed for up to six hours before proceeding to climb back into bed and fall promptly back to sleep. Can be closely tied to procrasturbating or just regular procrastination in general.
Guy 1: Hey man whats up?

Guy 2: *yawns* feeling tired but i've only been up for like 4 hours.

Guy 1: epic bro sesh later ydg?

Guy 2: Hmm...Actually I think I'm going to go and finish off my opposite nap
by AkRaptorJesus November 23, 2011
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National kiss the opposite gender week

Every June the 10th to the 17th you have to kiss someone from the opposite gender everyday it can be the same person or multiple your choice
OMG it’s national kiss the opposite gender week next week I’m so happy!
by The true lover June 9, 2019
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oppositely stalking

when a creepy person is unintentionally "stalking" you by going to or ending up in the same place as you.
the creepy man in the car in front of you turns left, then you turn left, then you're behind him on the highway for miles, and take the same exit, then end up at the same place, therefore oppositely stalking you by being in front of you instead of following you.
by T Turtle November 10, 2009
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Opposite of ugly

A-Dude what's the opposite of ugly?
B- You ever met Elliott?
by Pheonixdropfox May 24, 2017
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Best Friend Opposite Sex

Someone who does things your boyfriend or girlfriend would do for you when you do not have a significant other.
by YM23 May 1, 2016
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