The Octopus

An aberrant form of handjob in which the female lightly strokes the top of man's penis with all five fingers in a motion resembling a swimming squid or octopus; reflects a lack of sexual experience and common sense

"Dude, did you hook up with that theater chick at the party?"
"Yeah, but when she started giving me the octopus I boned out"

by DJ SilkyNick November 11, 2009

Octopussy

Roger Moore's sixth Bond film which involved a plot about trading counterfeit Romanov jewelry for a nuclear device that would be exploded in an American airbase in West Germany.

The villains were Kamal Khan (Louis Jourdan) and General Orlov (Steven Berkoff)

Maud Adams plays the title role of Octopussy, making this her second time to act in the Bond series. Kristina Wayborn also plays a love interest in this.

I consider this to be one of the better Bond movies made.

Bond: What's that one your back?

Magda: Oh, that's my little octopussy.

by A Alcott December 1, 2006

Octoparrot

A parrot-like creature with eight octopus tentacles.

On "The Simpsons", Homer went to a place where the people could make him smarter by removing a crayon stuck in his brain.

One of staff said, "We don't play God here". Homer responded with "You do nothing but play God, and I think your OCTOPARROT would agree".

(Cut to shot of octoparrot squawking and saying "Polly shouldn't be!"

by Dave Ellis January 2, 2008

onto it

Used without any context by some Lecturers in Irish colleges. Generally an average 0.9 times a minute. Usually followed by a spate of "Into it","On top of it","Over It",

The next type of contract is a Bills of quantity contract onto it and into it we will put onto it some figures into it for the price of certain jobs onto it that are related to engineering works. On top of it and over it there are also many other types of engineering contracts into it.

by onto October 18, 2006

Octopussy

The act of getting octopussy involves having sex with 8 or more women in the same night.

"Dude! I just got some octopussy last night!"
"Was it awesome?"
"Hell yea, man!"

by Sh3nr0n7 March 4, 2009

#1 on top eight

The number 1 person of a "top 8" on a persons myspace site. myspace allows a standard of 8 people from a persons friends list to be displayed on their page.

(pathetic people conversation)
person 1 "omg, i just checked ur myspace. i need to be #1 on top eight!"
person 2 "i'll put u on my top 8 if u put me on yours!"

by DirtPrincess May 23, 2006

Love Octopus

A term used to describe a confusing love relationship including a more complex relation then a love triangle.

Often it is very stressful for all parties attached to the Love Octopus

Person one: "Look at John! I started liking him and now his EX wants him back and he likes you! You out of all people!"

Person two:"I'm sorry but I like your EX!"

Person three that isn't involved:"I can't believe that you are all in a Love Octopus!"

by Thatguyheis October 9, 2009