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after splash

To have a shit at such a high velocity, or having it break off early and having the toilet water splash up and get in your ass hole.
Fuck my shit was heavy and small so I got lots of after splash.
by oojuu March 26, 2003
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after-baked

The feeling you have after smoking strong weed, where you feel like doing nothing and your brain is useless.
I feel so after-baked today. I need to get me some more weed.
by Coke Munk June 15, 2009
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After piss

When someone is done peeing, and the pull their pants up, but some pee still leaks out.
Girl: Johnny, did you pee your pants?

Johnny: Nah, just some after piss
by likeaboss900000 February 18, 2014
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after-wiggle

the pee that comes out after you wiggle

you have finished at the urinal (you have already wiggled) and you walk away and some pee comes out that you did not know was there!
man i just got some serious after-wiggle... you can see it on my shorts....
by Dr. Dick Tinkler May 7, 2007
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The Morning After

The time when a girl who has had some of the best sex in her life wakes up, puts her hand in her hair, gives it a little fluff, then places her hand betwen her legs and begins to play with herself thinking about the slam that went between her thighs the night before

Also: The time when a girl who has had some of the worst sex in her life wakes up with one of the biggest scowls on her face, angry about the night before, looks at the person next to her, contemplates spitting and then gets up to leave to go play with herself to make up for the night of horrid playtime the night before
The Morning After, Jennette woke up after her night of wild sex with Ricky, looked at his beautiful sleeping face, smilled, layed back down and placed her fingers in her folds and marveled at the wetness that still residing and was still happening

Carla woke up after her night of horrid sex with James and ran to the bathroom and pulled out a dildo LOL
by MeanFaceGrrrrrr11 December 27, 2010
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After-tap

The slightly sickening feeling that comes shortly after being hit or kicked in the balls. At first the blow may not seem too bad but then you feel the effects in the pit of your stomach.
After-tap can occur up to 1 minute after the initial sack tap or bell tap.
"Ah man I thought the worst was over but now comes the after-tap!"

or, following an attempted sack tap

"Aha, you didn't get me that badly... oh shit wait, here's the after-tap"
by jariki December 1, 2009
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after-ass

When someone farts and you don't smell it at first and then it hits you like a ass bomb.
Hey man I just farted.
Really I don't smell it at all...ah I smell it now it's fucking awful. I can taste the after-ass in my mouth.
by OGCankleSocks January 19, 2016
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