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oh dear god HELP... 

What a person(s) say when they are close to their demise by offending some greater being such as Chuck Norris.
terrorist one: All right get me the bomb!
terrorist two: here it is haji...wait what is that?
haji(terrorist one): no worry just some hillbilly in a ha...
(terrorist one is suddenly ripped in half)
terrorist two: who are you?
Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris
terrorist two:oh dear god HELP...
oh dear god HELP... by lluzam July 9, 2009

oh my god gravity 

what issic newton said when an apple fell on his head
*apple falls* issic:"Oh my god gravity".

Oh my God! A scrumble! 

An exclamation you say when you see a scrumble.
I really do enjoy walki- Oh my God! A scrumble!

Oh my god Gravel 

The thing you say when you're mining for diamonds, almost trip in a pool of lava, only to mine up and make an undetermined amount of gravel fall on your fragile head.
Person 1: have you got any diamonds?
Person 2: no, but i think i'm close...
*person 2 mines up*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
Person 1: are you ok?
Person 2: OH MY GOD GRAVEL!
Oh my god Gravel by JeepPickup October 30, 2021

oh my god! what is that man doing to his anus? 

Person One: Hey, Person Two, look at this!

Person Two: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT MAN DOING TO HIS ANUS?!

oh my god thats so stright 

something that chris crocker says negitively because it pisses him of that people say"oh my god thats so gay" about bad things.
Michelle:Hey, like my new flip-flops?
Britney:Ew. Oh my god thats so stright of you to wear areopostle shoes. LOSER