octopussy

A particularly nasty vagina often times resembling a deep-sea creature.

Guy 1: Dude how was that chick last night? Was she good?

Guy 2: No way man, she has a total octopussy.

by Trevor is the kewlesy March 9, 2009

octopus

1. An afro after it has gotten wet

2. An awesome creature under the sea.

"omg! your afro is like an octopus!"

On a boring nature program, I saw an octopus. Then the program wasn't boring any more!

by shuttershades July 7, 2010

Octopus Sashimi

Best food ever. It is a thin slice of raw octopus, it can be a little chewy but if prepared properly it is a delicacy.

A: What are you eating?
B: Octopus sashimi.
A: I'm uncultured and a chicken, I think it sounds gross.
B: More for me.

by jellybeansftw April 3, 2010

Octopussing

Octopussing is the term you use when you stack 2 women on top of each other and proceed to have sex with them while all 8 of their limbs are squirming around like an octopus.

Austin took home 2 women from the bar and proceeded with octopussing them all night long.

by Thomas Ptak December 28, 2018

octopus claws

When you're holding a cat and they suddenly sprout claws from every limb, usually when they know what's coming and they don't like it

I went to take my cat inside and she went all octopus claws

by iglesia1995 May 16, 2008

Octopus Stage

adj. The stage that frequently falls between the two stages of tipsy, and drunk.

Nah, Jimbob only made it to the octopus stage last night.

I'm at the octopus stage!

I wash athe octhopush sage!

see also: octopussy

by Le Passenger May 19, 2008

octopus clap

When two women push their vaginas together in such a fast motion that it makes a clapping and sucking noise.

ex: "she just scissored with that chick so hard I could hear an octopus clap

by cheeseytaconight March 5, 2014