Oy Vey

First of all, it is YIDDISH, not Dutch or Swiss-German. (Swiss-German? Where did that one come from?) It means: "Woe is me" and is an expression of surprise, unhappiness, and disgust. And as for all you Deutsch-and Schweizers: Du verdammter idiotes! Ja, du kleine scheisse! Das ist Yiddish! YIDDISH! (the grammar may be wrong, I don't spreche that well)

Now that I'm done ranting (Oy vey! Did I really just say all that?) I can say one final thing. To all who think it's French, German, or Dutch, you are a shanda far di goyim! Thank you.

1. "Oy vey. You're all idiots"
2. "Oy vey, slow down, you're going too fast!"

by Crazy Mixed-Up Yid May 17, 2010

oy vey

This is a Yiddish phrase... not French like some dumbasses think.

Oy vey, that girl is a slut.

by rather be a smartass than a dumbass March 30, 2005

oy vey

A form and phrase of astonishment for people of Jewish descent. Also refers to excitement of a half price off sale or any other type of discount on useless yet cheap items.Along with excitement to sales and bargains, the term "oy vey!" can also associate with a negative excitement such as an outrageously overpriced item.

Pat:Look guys there's sale at Urban Outfitters!!!
Matt:Pat! Shame on you! Those prices in their are definately outrageous! Oy vey!!!
Mike:Yeah Pat I'm with Matt on this one,oy vey indeed!

by Dago Inc. November 6, 2008

oy cunt

It is something you say when calling for your friends

Oy cunt, let`s go to the store and buy you a dildo

by svevebrhfevnh,cefbelufgekugqf March 1, 2017

Oy fuck off

Typically used by young American teenagers playing fortnite yelling at their moms

Mom: jimmy I told you not to play with those idiot's

Jimmy: shutup

Mom: don't you fucking dare say that to me!!!!!
Jimmy: OY FUCK OFF!!!!!!

by White DUMBASS November 28, 2020

Oy Meysmir

Formal NorCal Yiddish-slang used to convey dismay or disbelief towards another person.

When he saw the woman jam five crackers with the new chocolate hummus in her mouth at the Napa Trader Joe's - at the same time- Thomas remarked audibly, "Oy Meysmir".

by ElCommissioner January 5, 2021

oy! im pissed

bro if u hear that im really sorry for you because that means that enemy team has gay neon who just activated her noskill ult to get her easiest ace and probably her only ace in her life rip you #nerfneon

OY! IM PIS- *dies*
or if youre unlucky:
OY! IM PISSED *gets a stoopid ace*

by timtiminsky September 12, 2022