johning

The verb that describes the act of paying for sexual services

Yo, hows the johning scene in Cuba?

by Cecestud June 18, 2008

john

john is your perfect shy adorable guy. His smile warms your heart if you ever pass by him in the hallways it would be impossible to contain your squeal because DAMN. plz date me

john is fine

damn did you see john today

by shhicanttell April 27, 2019

John

Idiot person that likes to troll kids on online games

JOHN DESTROYED MY BED AND KILLED MY IN MINECRAFT!

by YourFriendlyNoob123 April 24, 2019

John

Huge dick, smart, but lacks confidence at times. Better than he really knows. He has a creative way of looking at things and is very open-minded.

Girl 1: Hey, you know John?

Girl 2? Ya! He has a huge dick.

by animalcrackerboi February 16, 2018

John

a short mexican fuck that thinks he’s good at video games. his mustache is the only part of puberty to hit him. He’s a good landscaper, and a great burrito roller!

John is one hell of a landscaper!

by definitelynotjerry June 6, 2020

John

Is the cutest, the most sweetest and amazing guy you can ever meet. He gives the best hugs, and has the most irresistible voice in the whole world. He is most likely to be tall, and very athletic. He is intelligent, and is a sweet talker :) when he meets the girl of his dreams, he is fully committed to loving her and giving her the world. This girl means the world to him and he will surely not let her go. In his late twenties he will marry a girl name Kar, and they’ll live happily ever after in a cabin in the woods

Friend: Who’s that guy you’re with?
Girl: he’s my John ;)

by Booboobear69 March 19, 2019

John

Someone, typically a man, who pays for any kind of sexual act because he can't get any from his woman or can't get a woman.

He became a John when his wife quit giving him blow jobs.

by Blinkdavis768 June 4, 2016