notepad

The term used to express your disinterest when a stranger or friend is telling a long and/or boring story, or is starting a story that sounds boring.

The idea is that you express your boredom by pretending to be taking notes.

guy 1.

'so yeah, I'm an animal nutritionist I feed chickens I can control the size their eggs for major supermarket brands for example..........'

guy 2 to guy 3.

'Hey Man, did you bring your notepad? I'm running out of paper here.'

by Peter Peter foreskin eater April 21, 2010

notepad master

A skid or scriptkitty or 11-year-old who exclusively teaches people how to copy n paste "codes" into notepad and knows nothing else.
Skills of the notepader:
- copy & paste
- getting their mom to accidentally shut-down their computer
- not having a microphone and typing into notepad to explain shit on youtube
- being an idiot

omg you are such a notepad master you have the power of notepad at your fingertips you totally tricked your mom into accidentally shutting down her computer you are such a haxr i frigging supscribe

by Inivikan October 5, 2015

z-notes

a person place or thing it can mean anything, and used to replace any word.

z-notes are sexy, z-notes make you feel good, z-notes did johan, johan did z-notes, z-notes make your oui oui feel good,

by z-notes January 16, 2010

Nigga Notes

An obvious fail at grammar that is indicative to being written by an ignorant person, ie. a nigga.

Man, Tyrone wtf are these Nigga notes? I can't even tell what your momma wanted from McDonald's.

-Gt thm burger I axed you to be gettin at McDs.

by maddog2020 November 1, 2012

Playin Notes

Taking resin hits off of a pipe.

Yeah, so after the party we just went back to the crib and tried playin notes.

by yellowfeather996 March 11, 2010

Hendrix On The High Notes

The gurning faces made by menas they reach the point of ejaculation a la the late, great Jimi, whilst in the throues of a particularly tasty solo...

"Aw man... It was great... Best ride ever. At the end my face was distorted like Hendrix on the high notes... Awesome"...

by Capt. Volcano September 28, 2010

Blank Notepad

When you're on the phone with someone (a friend, signifigant other, etc.) and they're supposed to be talking to you, but they're either around people or hanging out with someone, and they totally pay no attention to you on the other line because they're too busy talking to whoever they are with. I think that is sooo annoying.

You: How was your day..?

Whoever you're talking to: Eh.. it was alright... Haha, I love you, man.

You: I love you too!

Whoever you're talking to: No, I was talking to Jason...

"My boyfriend just pulled a Blank Notepad! You think that's his way of saying he's mad? He doesn't care anymore!"

by ILoveEv7766 July 7, 2009