Greedy Norwegian

The act of getting a cheap prostitute to shave your gooch and when she's half way through, you shit on her face.

I gave her a greedy norwegian last night.

by SquishMitten4 November 2, 2006

norwegian massage

a woman massaging another woman without using her hands.

Olga gave Birget a norwegian massage at a bachelor party.
norwegian lunch;norwegian shopping

by zoepan December 10, 2004

norwegian pretzel

An abnormally large penis that is tied into pretzel formation and ready for penetration. Use this power to have sexual intercourse with a lot of people that are also not children.

"just gave that big booty bitch that norwegian pretzel no cap on my mama nigga 👍🤙☝👈👇👈"

by penismolester1976 October 19, 2019

Norwegian Funnelcake

A sex position when one man folds himself into a trash can while sucking his own dick. While, 4 other guys are jacking off on him. If there’s five guys, then it’s just fucking gay.

I heard Ranthany died while doing the Norwegian Funnelcake.

by LargeOldMansPen-is March 10, 2018

Norwegian Transfer

A simple way to call for help when in need of another beer when none are close by.

A friend is pounding a beer during Mexican Quarters when he notices he has become dangerously low. In his act to take a breathe he calls for a "Norwegian Transfer". The man or women closest to the case of beer then grabs a fresh one cracks it and sets it in front of the person calling for it. Keep in mind this notion should be performed as fast as physically possible. Now the Drinker may continue his drinking without having to break.

by Thiz n' Bev August 20, 2013

Norwegian Wood

Norwegian music festival held in Oslo, see www.norwegianwood.no, known for the lolipop-incident with David Bowie.

I can't wait to go to Norwegian Wood this summer!

by Birger Stake October 3, 2004

Norwegian Burrito

The act of shitting in a vagina and then having sex with it.

If a male from Norway injects feces into a Norwegian woman's vagina. Let's it marinade. After marinating he then has sex with the feces filled vagina.

I can't do a Norwegian Burrito because I'm not from Norway so I guess I'll just stick to a Tahitian Burrito.

by WaltersBabe23 August 4, 2014