Train Nonce

Someone who is completely obsessed with trains to the point that the person acts sexually towards trains and describes them/talks about them in a sexual and obsessive tone and/or refers to them with sexual nature.

Me: What you been up to, Alex?
Alex: Been takin' a look look at some reet sexy trains ;)
Me: You fucking Train Nonce

by hutchinsonj056 September 3, 2020

Nonce

a person who perves on little girls and loves to talk and touch them . They also get exited when ever they see a young girl

“Nah g why is rhys such a nonce”
“Honestly he perved on me for 3 months”

by Suckyourmumsie.com June 5, 2019

NoChin

The common description of someone who lacks a chin do to generations of inbreeding.

Dude, that guy totally has an NoChin, his dad must be his moms brother.

by Pondskipper890 July 31, 2011

nonchalant

nonchalant means you don’t gaf what anyone say nn u jus vibin fr 💯💯💯

them: “you good ?” me:”yea” them: “ you acting nonchalant rn” me: “na i’m jus chillin!” them “ oh okay”

by nonchalant.bihhh June 11, 2022

nonce

a deviant, a sex offender;
from acronym NONCE, UK prison classification for prisoners deemed at risk from attack from other 'regular' prisoners because of the sexual nature of their crimes
NONCE = N ot - O n - N ormal - C ourtyard - E xercise

'Oy , Glitter ! You're a nonce, you are !'

'Five measly quid - Five quid ? Is that all ? You're a nonce, Hill... a Nonce !' - Little Orphan Boy to Harry Hill on The Harry Hill Show, 1996

by wiseninja April 22, 2006

Nonce

1.) Slang term for a person who has committed crimes of a sexual nature, particularly pedophilia, esp. in the United Kingdom. Comes from the acronym used in prisons to describe said individuals: Not On Normal Communal Exercise. Also used occasionally as a general insult, regardless of the tendencies of the person to whom the word is applied.

2). Also, somewhat obscurely, a term meaning 'the present or particular occasion.'

1). 'Ere, this nonce pedobear is in for right ear-boxing if 'e don't stay away from the main prison population.

-or-

Ay, mate, what say you lend a chap 5 quid, eh? No? Oh, what a right nonce you are!

2). I say old chap, it appears that I have been incarcerated because pedophilia is rather illegal for the nonce. Fortunately for sexual deviants, the legislation is becoming more and more lenient as time goes by in good old Great Britain.

by YellowBanshee August 4, 2007

nochu

A common appearance of someone in your dreams who remembers and is aware of the fact that you are dreaming. Most commonly a love interest, guardian and angel.

' I keep seeing this person in my dreams, I think they're a nochu'

by Bun June 19, 2017