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Tomato Head

A short southern douche, that talks with an annoying southern accent, watches NASCAR and drinks a lot of alcohol giving him a little red head. Hence "Tomato Head." You can actually see his head get redder as he gets more upset, usually at something trailer park related.
A Tomato Head is generally a NASCAR fan that lives in a trailer park that is an alcoholic.
by way2broke January 17, 2009
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Tomato ape

That greasy tomato ape ate my pasta!
by Carl brutananalewski March 20, 2021
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tomato bastard

A person who loves tomatoes and is often insulted by italians.
Antonio ? ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS TOMATO BASTARD ?

This tomato bastard is a pain in the ass.
by wasabi06 August 5, 2014
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rotten tomatoes

A movie critic site which is one run by hipsters. They give terrible ratings to good/mainstream movies and extremely high ratings to "underground" or "cult classic" films that nobody has heard of.
*Navigates to Rotten Tomatoes*

*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*
by DarthXanax August 19, 2013
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Tomato Rush

A sexual act that involves two people. One person gets a metal baseball bat and hits the other person in the kidneys until they pee blood. However, then the person with the bat gets their chest peed on but its blood.
hey why is your shirt all red? Oh cuz this chick gave me a Tomato rush last night!
by Mar Tea March 25, 2010
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asshole tomatoes

The mini-tomatoes that prison inmates cultivate in their intentionally unclean asshole hair because their diets are so limited.
Hey Bubba, throw me one of your asshole tomatoes, will ya?
by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019
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Tomato Plant

Slang term for a weed plant used as not to arouse suspicion.
"Are you still growing those tomato plants"
by rhys' pieces May 19, 2018
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