A short southern douche, that talks with an annoying southern accent, watches NASCAR and drinks a lot of alcohol giving him a little red head. Hence "Tomato Head." You can actually see his head get redder as he gets more upset, usually at something trailer park related.
by way2broke January 17, 2009
Get the Tomato Headmug. by Carl brutananalewski March 20, 2021
Get the Tomato apemug. by wasabi06 August 5, 2014
Get the tomato bastardmug. A movie critic site which is one run by hipsters. They give terrible ratings to good/mainstream movies and extremely high ratings to "underground" or "cult classic" films that nobody has heard of.
*Navigates to Rotten Tomatoes*
*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*
*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*
by DarthXanax August 19, 2013
Get the rotten tomatoesmug. A sexual act that involves two people. One person gets a metal baseball bat and hits the other person in the kidneys until they pee blood. However, then the person with the bat gets their chest peed on but its blood.
by Mar Tea March 25, 2010
Get the Tomato Rushmug. The mini-tomatoes that prison inmates cultivate in their intentionally unclean asshole hair because their diets are so limited.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019
Get the asshole tomatoesmug. by rhys' pieces May 19, 2018
Get the Tomato Plantmug.