Newport Rolling Papers

Newport Rolling Papers

I Hate You INewport Rolling Papers

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: i love my newport monkey i use it everyday
gurt: not very cool man

by kathred May 27, 2025

Newport monkey

dildo or any other form of self-pleasure toy

yo: "damn is this Newport monkey good"
gurt: "the new model?"
yo: "yeah, it vibrates too!!"

by kathred May 27, 2025

Christopher Newport University

A school that Jews their students out of money in every way imaginable. They force students to live on a dry campus for three years in severely overpriced dorms, and underclasaman are required to buy meal plans that equate to $15 a meal for shit food. They try to talk up having small class sizes to prospective students, but jew you during registration and make you jump through hoops to get overrides into your classes. The school president is Paul Triblestein, and is the man who implemented many of these policies. Overall, the school feels like a giant synagogue, and every student or alumni will have a story about how they were jewed out of money.

If you want a to go to school and get nickeled and dimed by a bunch of Jews, then Christopher Newport University is the school for you.

by aanonaanon June 11, 2018

East Newport, PA

A small village in Oliver Township, Perry County, PA just south of the Borough of Newport. It was once the home of a large iron furnace, a popsicle factory, a green house, Amos Miller’s Saw Mill and Wentzel’s Feed Mill. Today it is home to a Turnbaugh’s Gas and Service Station, Base Camp Outfitters, Oliver Grange, Episcopal Commons Senior Apartments, the Newport First Church of God, a playground and and AMPLE NUMBER OF HARD CORE YAYHOO REDNECKS!

Our school bus stops at Dock and Third Streets in East Newport, PA.
Those rednecks in East Newport, PA live down along the furnace row.
The Chisholm mansion is in East Newport, PA

by Orebank Bus Rider August 20, 2018

Christopher Newport University

Christopher Newport is just like UVA, only prettier. We're the school where the kids are smart and gorgeous, the facilities are amazing and our dorms are nicer than your house.
Even though were a "dry campus", kids come from all over Hampton Roads to party with us. Christopher Newport University is the Beverly Hills of Colleges.

Go to Port Warwick to party...but only if your Greek. And if you're not pretty, your basically a Geek.

I'm amazing, I go to Christopher Newport University, duh!

by RSKing January 10, 2009

The Castle (Newport)

Now defunct former meeting place of many scruffy urchins from the plague-ridden streets of South Wales' most heinous city. Smells distinctly of piss and under-age smoking.

"Oh boys, let's go to The Castle...we can have a spliff and throw stuff in the river. Again."

by ? March 27, 2003