newport pagnell

Town in North Buckinghamshire .Bit of a shit hole really ,virtually engulfed by Milton Keynes. Once made Taylors mustard there , dont any more. Once made Aston Martins there dont any more. Home of Ousedale school. Probably most famous for its service station junction 14 M1.

And i got confused i killed a nun . Is it really so strange . I lost my bag in Newport Pagnell. by Morrissey

Dad is it alright if we pull off at Newport Pagnell I need a shit. by unknown child in back of car on M1

by DockerKnight March 10, 2009

Newport Coast

What was formerly protected land between Corona Del Mar and Laguna Beach is now home to housing tracks full of low quality mini mansions with essentially the same color scheme. This place is full of new money and people in debt up to their ears.

It is easy to spot a person from Newport Coast by the following typical signs:
1.Drives an H2 with 22" or larger rims.
2.Has a LEASED mercedes from fletcher jones.
3.Hollywood attitude with a compton bank account.
***There are some exceptions which include pro athletes etc. but these people still typically fit into the category of new money and still may exhibit number 1.

I can't believe I just spent 5 mill on a track home that looks just like my neighbors, but i just had to live in Newport Coast.

by Tom24 September 16, 2005

Newport High School

Biggest jews in the nation aka SnitchVille.
A school filled with "jews" who are sheltered by their factory look alike of a school.
OR
Never
Eat
Wet
Pussies
On
Rainy
Tuesdays

Newport High Schoolers go to school acting as if they are of some importance. Their wannabe thuggish ways are a front because they feel left out of the feud between Bellevue and Mercer Island. Just because they have a GHETTO-ASS school doesn't mean they're GHETTO.

by the EMW bitch September 11, 2008

Newport High School/Middle School

school located in the newport area; full of skater fags, druggies, sluts, and backstabbers; tons of drama and STD's; a place where NO ONE would wanna live

Outsider-Do you go to Newport High School/Middle School?

Person in Newport- Yeah

Outsider- Oh, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME THAN!!!

by booboobaby((:: June 16, 2010

Newport Beach

Home to many hot hoes and fuckboy bros who abuse drugs such as weed, xanax, acid, and alcohol on the daily because they're rich enough to afford that shit everyday. Also many spoiled bitches who rely on their parent's paychecks to get them through life. If you live in newport, you either have an amazing life , or a sucky one because your not apart of the mainstream social life. Every teen in newport has at least 2,000 followers on instagram and all the girls wear thongs to the beach. Guys wear rolled Kakhis and stance socks and girls wear San Lorenzo bathing every fucking where they go. In conclusion, if your looking to hook up with a hot, fucked up, rich blonde, cruise to newport.

Guy one: Damn, that girl in the small bikini popping xans is hot as fuck!
Guy Two: She must be from Newport Beach.

by Badcat275 November 6, 2017

Newport Academy

A longer-term (30-90 days) residential facility for mental health and addiction of adolescents and teens. Locations in both the East Coast and West Coast of the United States. Offers a wide variety of group therapies, such as equine, yoga, adventure therapy as well as individual. The staff is incredible and one is able to make amazing relationships with both staff and peers.

Newport Academy is an amazing residential facility for if you or your loved one needs an extra level of treatment. I higly recommend this facility.

by lemonlemonlime June 8, 2020

newport

Music City Of South Wales!!
Along with the bad attitude wanna-be trendies, and no good cunts to accompany them, the ex-town city is now being done up to resemble cardiff,.....pffft!!

by dtv November 3, 2003