supersadomasochistic necrobeastiality

having sex with a dead animal while you harm it and yourself.

"Supersadomasochistic necrobeastiality, it's when you get a hard on giving Lassie a fatality!"

by SSantos April 4, 2007

Necro-Tautology

1) An obsessive facination with deceased tortoises.

2) An erotic attraction to or the need to copulate with deceased tortoises.

Etymology:

Normally enjoyed by the lesser active and unfit of the human species, due to the fact that a dead tortoise will not say no or crawl away and thus irradicates the fear of rejection.

1) Look a dead tortoise--lets partake in the act of Necro-Tautology!
- You sick fuck, leave it alone

2) People have said that I am a tortaulogist.
- Dude you hump tortoises?

by Grey M@a September 10, 2004

Necrodianarection

The art of dancing with dead robots.

Joe says, "Dianasaur's got the necrodianarection, all metal appliances beware."

by Diana&Joe October 1, 2006

necro porn

Pornagraphic videos or pictures depicting sexual acts with corpses or actors pretending to be dead.

Among other horrible scenes, A Serbian Film even has Necro Porn!

by Nahny June 30, 2016

necro-conversing

Rehashing an old conversation.

"Remember when we talked about your brain being the size of your nipple?"
"No... Was I drunk? It's way too early in the morning for necro-conversing."

by omgchrista March 30, 2010

Necrofelture

A man who likes to drink his own cum out of a dead females anus.

That guy who does autopsies is a necrofelture.

by Ill makeya QQ July 15, 2010

Necroaudiophilliac

Audiophile nerd who scours estate sales to pilfer old dead guy's stereos to sell on eBay or Audiogon. The Necroaudiophilliac then goes to his local audio shop to brag about his conquests to annoyed shop owner. He spends hours making him play every possible combination of system promising to buy something "soon". Soon, the Necroaudiophilliac will come back in and repeat his actions oblivious that the shop owner is on the verge of punching him in the face. The Necroaudiophilliac may even write a blog about his conquests.

That guy is a necroaudiophilliac! He has a garage FULL of dead guy's stereos and his own eBay store.

by Whetstone Audio February 24, 2011