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neuter

(v) To completely and utterly defeat an opponent during competition.

To win with great extent. A humiliating defeat causing shame upon your dynasty.

May result in your disownment. Never being the same again.
"We were playing Super Smash Bros. and, needless to say, he got neutered."
by homb July 3, 2014
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netter

a professional, normally a lawyer, who strives to bring in business by the droves following business development seminars forced on them by evil bosses who think they have nothing better to do with their Saturdays.

Netters can be characterized by their inability to feel used, and enthusiastic go-getter attitudes at dorky conferences where potential victims convene. Netters are distinguished from prostitutes only by the fact that they wear suits, have business cards, and are normally so unattractive that even lonely dorky conference attenders who've heavily profited from the open bar wouldn't, quote, "hit that up if they paid me." However, in an ironic twist, some of these attendees have actually later paid quite willingly when served within 24 hours of meeting said netter.

Unlike rainmakers or networkers, netters lack real charm and are also tasked with actually having to work on the cases they bring in, usually resulting in a dull empty feeling on the part of the client that they have, indeed, been "nettered." However, such a feeling will be relieved when client receives annual fruit basket from the firm.

The international symbol of the netter is a shepherd's crook, crossed with a "Hello my name is ____" badge.
How much has she nettered in the past year? Just that much? Let's pass on that partner offer.
by charismeee January 13, 2011
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Neuteronomy

A book in the bible depicting an elderly man having his "package" ripped off by a pack of ravenous poodles
Timmy Green was very concerned when his bible teacher decided to read a passage from "Mother Gooch & Her 10 Fucklings" to the class instead of the assigned passage from Neuteronomy
by lucious1 345 February 6, 2008
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neutereditus

The symptoms suffered by an individual or animal after the testicals have been either removed or made inoperable. These symptoms are often mood swings, irritability, bitchiness and surrender of will to there woman.
Me-Why the hell did Tyler not go drinking this weekend?
Him- I'm not sure. His wife must have his balls again and is suffering from neutereditus.
by ama806 June 16, 2011
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Neater than owl shit

"Neater than owl shit" is a phrase which describes the overwhelming-neatness of something.
Person 1: "Look at the moon tonight."
Person 2: "That's neater than owl shit."
by Cactus-137 December 23, 2017
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neter

NETER; gang, thug, hard, and loyal. Neter is true than true, a real real. Neter don't fw drew. But most importantly, never let Neter turn into NETAH.
Bro Neter just railed 9 lines of cocaine.
Yo Neter chill don't kill that its just a dog.
by KNKR May 1, 2021
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Nestor Kwok

A very charming homosexual person who would put his kwok in your mouth.
"Come suck my kwok!"
Nestor Kwok is being kwoky as ever
by KWOKY November 16, 2021
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