brown necktie

To screw a slut in the ass and then titty fuck her with your shitty dick.

by Tangy April 1, 2003

mexican necktie

To deeply slit the throat of an opponent and pull their tongue through the wound.

"...then I run my knife the rest of the way across his neck, I reach in and give him a nice little mexican necktie."

by Grebo Guru September 5, 2006

red necktie

After screwing a girl on the rag, proceed to clean your bloody penis off in between the females funbags resembling a red necktie.

Tiffany was unknowingly sporting a red necktie at the black necktie affair in the office the next morning. Another nine to fiver and probably a five to niner for her afterwards.

by philliesfinest April 6, 2008

goose necking

Slowing down to look at accidents, tragedies, crime scenes, etc. Aka rubber necking

Stop goose necking, you're slowing down traffic.

by smmatthew January 15, 2009

Stolypin's Necktie

Largely thought of as Stolypin's (the minister for the interior in Russia between 1906 and 1911) purges on the opposition to the Tsar. However it also refers to tying string (not too tightly) to the base of the penis in order prologue the wanking process.

"Hey Dave, you should try Stolypin's Necktie sometime... I was pumping away for 2 hours last night, but don't tie it too tight or you'll rip your cock off"

by ThePizzle May 28, 2009

Goose Necking

One who initiates the act of pushing the head forward upon high intoxication before regurgitating. This action resembles a goose waddling.

Franco drank too much beer, before throwing up he began goose necking when he ran to the toilet.

by Apple 3.14 January 12, 2009

chocolate necktie

When one fucks a girl in the butt, removes his poo streaked penis and then titty fucks her.

That bitch is still wearing the chocolate necktie I gave her last week.

by Mike Lawyer November 16, 2003